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(Miami Herald)   Woman researches the impact of prolonged exposure to Florida. Results aren't good   ( miamiherald.com) divider line
    More: Florida, photos, Brenda Heist, Lititz Borough Police Department, Key Largo, Deputy Becky Herrin, classical conditions, Monroe County  
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2013-05-02 11:48:27 AM  
4 votes:
This article sucks, did she ever find the precious?
2013-05-02 10:48:35 AM  
4 votes:
Florida. Not even once.
2013-05-02 11:40:43 AM  
2 votes:
I just need this homeless crew. And that's all I need.
And this bridge.
This homeless crew and this bridge. And that's all I need.
2013-05-02 11:00:04 AM  
2 votes:

justanotherfarkinfarker: You don't just run away and live under a bridge

Or that's where you'll draw some blood
2013-05-02 11:43:01 AM  
1 vote:
So ... prolonged exposure to Florida yields the same results as a meth addiction.

Say No To Florida
2013-05-02 11:37:24 AM  
1 vote:
Florida Woman. Lived with Florida Man, ridden hard and hung up wet.

Man that's an ancient looking 54 year old woman.
2013-05-02 11:27:34 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-05-02 11:24:14 AM  
1 vote:
Heist's disappearance shocked her family and friends.

Not to mention her appearance.
2013-05-02 11:21:19 AM  
1 vote:
Over the last few years I've been growing a stash of cash and basics hidden about a hundred yards off a hiking trail.  I've worked out a fairly detailed plan of where to leave my car, what to do with my wallet and cell phone and how to melt into the background.  If you don't have an exit plan you're fooling yourself and you will regret it.
2013-05-02 11:13:48 AM  
1 vote:
Paint her blue and she's look just like a Na'vi.

2013-05-02 10:53:06 AM  
1 vote:
Well, if you are wishing to pursue a life sleeping under bridges... you can do worse than Florida.
2013-05-02 10:44:47 AM  
1 vote:
Somebody still might not be getting a card for Mother's Day.
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