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(ABC News)   Deaf parents charged with killing their crying baby, waive their right to hearing   ( abcnews.go.com) divider line
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2013-05-01 08:03:53 PM  
5 votes:
There must have been signs of abuse.
2013-05-01 08:11:34 PM  
3 votes:
Statement to the police was: "Let me be honest ann frank with you about what happened."
/aisle seat.
2013-05-01 08:08:17 PM  
3 votes:
Look. They thought it was a chicken. Who hasn't made that mistake at some point in their life?
2013-05-01 08:04:31 PM  
3 votes:
Kid could have grown up to be famous, find Ann Frank's missing plane.
2013-05-02 12:19:16 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-05-01 08:08:26 PM  
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2013-05-01 10:05:07 PM  
1 vote:

Hector Remarkable: Almost the same way Helen Keller killed the Lindbergh baby.

When I heard that Helen Keller used to cut the grass in her yard I thought "That's incredible! In fact it's absolutely blindmowing!"
2013-05-01 09:26:00 PM  
1 vote:

wrenchboy: camarugala: Funny, they don't look deaf

They look like brother and sister, but thats me

/deaf guy here

I was thinking the same thing. Does the house have an attic?
2013-05-01 09:09:55 PM  
1 vote:

surrounded by arseholes: As a new dad who hasn't slept more than 3 continuous hours in the last 2.5 weeks, I've found that there were times where I wanted to off myself....but never my boy. And sweet Jews with Jesus does he hate being changed at night!

/it gets better right?
//hello? anyone?

Yes, it gets better. Eventually they go to college. The trick is to change all the locks so they don't move back in when they're done with that.
2013-05-01 08:37:00 PM  
1 vote:

SlothB77: A deaf Texas couple have been charged in the beating death of their 5-month-old daughter who was allegedly killed after an argument

Both parents are deaf and mute.

What kind of argument is that?

2013-05-01 08:17:09 PM  
1 vote:
Almost the same way Helen Keller killed the Lindbergh baby.
2013-05-01 08:13:42 PM  
1 vote:
I laughed way harder at that headline than was appropriate.

Curse you, subby.
2013-05-01 08:13:15 PM  
1 vote:
The poor kid probably didn't understand what his parents meant when they said MMMPH OORG BURR MMMP BER DER MMMPHY PLUUMP
2013-05-01 08:07:56 PM  
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2013-05-01 08:01:52 PM  
1 vote:
must've been all that violent gesturing.
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