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(Metro)   School inspectors: The sooner we teach the children about porn and safe sex the better off we and the tissue manufacturers will be   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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3703 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 May 2013 at 11:53 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-01 08:27:49 PM  
2 votes:
We really have to teach our children safe porn. Saves the parents from having to ask why the computer is infected with a million viruses.
2013-05-02 02:47:42 AM  
1 vote:
I think they should just have some sensible expert, such as Dr. Ruth, have a little TV show, maybe 5-10 minutes in length, where she answers sex-related questions or speaks briefly on the topic. Run it every Tuesday morning with the announcements after about seventh grade or so.

The kids will be at once well-informed and absolutely unable to imagine sex without a cheerful granny with an Israeli accent popping into their mind's eye.

I call that pretty farking effective.
2013-05-02 12:47:46 AM  
1 vote:
Slippery slope..
First they start with camgirls
Then they move to hardcore straight porn
Then they move to lesbian porn
Then they move to A2M and choking biatches with cocks
Then they move to bondage porn
Then they move to transformer porn
Finally, they move to bestiality before starting the cycle all over again because they're bored again
2013-05-01 11:14:24 PM  
1 vote:
"Without decent sex and relationships lessons pupils could be left open to 'sexual exploitation' or 'inappropriate behavior', the watchdog added. "

Yeah.  Just try ending your first sex session with your girl the same way they do in a porn video and see if she doesn't yank your scrotum off.
2013-05-01 09:06:22 PM  
1 vote:
Growing up rural the mechanics were never a mystery, tell the young bucks how much a child costs. Dollars & dimes.

Condoms are cheap in comparison.
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