brap: head butt
NakedReporta: Vijay Singh tried to cheat and did a lousy job? Wow. Not like we've heard that before. You'd've thunk he'd learned by now.
Marcus Aurelius: I have played golf on drugs many times, and I do not see the point of drug testing golfers. At all.
WhackingDay: Between all these weird substances and the magnets and/or titanium jewelry intended to increase your "energy", I have to believe that a lot of professional athletes are missing a chunk of their brain.
dryknife: That would explain all of the bark scrapes on trees along the course.
New Age Redneck: GonzI'm mildly hypertensive. I take beta blockers for my blood pressure. I don't think they'd help all that much if I'm standing on 18 at the TPC, staring down a $25,000 putt.Maybe booze would help, I've seen guys who can't play without it.
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