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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   A reminder to all you thirsty people out there: Please do not call 911 and ask them to bring you Kool-Aid   ( tampabay.com) divider line
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2013-05-01 12:49:52 AM  
2 votes:
The cops busted through the wall and took him away.

Oh yeeeaaah!
2013-05-01 07:04:28 AM  
1 vote:

I am seriously diabetic, and occasionally have bouts with hypoglycemia, or severely low blood sugar. One of the hallmarks of hypoglycemia, at least for me, is scrambling of higher brain functions...in short-I become a moron.

My remedy of choice for low blood sugar is often lifesaver candy, and I keep a big bag of them in our pantry. One night at 3AM I was digging in the bag for lifesavers, and pulled out 10 green ones in a row. Both my wife and I hate the green ones, and I was seriously thinking of calling 911 to report her for taking all the other lifesavers and leaving me with the green ones.

Luckily I managed to swallow enough fruit juice and candy to avert the need for emergency assistance.

2013-05-01 05:30:24 AM  
1 vote:

log_jammin: was in jail Tuesday in lieu of $150 bail.

I'm guessing that Jarvis Sutton is not a well-to-do man and has no well-to-do friends.

How dare you? Only the finest peole abuse public services for goods and koolaid.
2013-05-01 04:03:48 AM  
1 vote:
I blame the Kool-Aid company for pulling the PSAs showing the proper way to summon the Kool-Aid Man.

On a side not yelling "Hey Kool-Aid" at a fatass resplendent in bright red is amazingly fun and satisfying.  It makes you kind of a dick, especially if you don't know the fatty, but it's totally worth it.
2013-05-01 03:58:29 AM  
1 vote:
Who does he think he is, Jim Jones?
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