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(Click On Detroit)   You could hide during a home invasion, or you could escape via window and get the neighbors to call the police while the crooks are still there, like this 9-year-old   ( clickondetroit.com) divider line
    More: Hero, home invasions, robbery, drug possession, firearms  
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6644 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Apr 2013 at 9:36 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-30 09:58:20 PM  
5 votes:
During a home invasion, I greet them as liberators.
2013-04-30 09:51:12 PM  
5 votes:
or you could...
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2013-04-30 07:44:14 PM  
5 votes:
Did he set up any hilarious traps that foiled the robbers at every step?
2013-04-30 10:19:33 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-04-30 10:18:45 PM  
2 votes:

Christian Bale: headline should say "AND" not "OR" because he did both.

I think it should say XOR
2013-04-30 10:03:23 PM  
1 vote:
Sad misuse of the hero tag.

If the parents had been real Americans, they would have had a loaded and unlocked gun in the house, and they would have instructed the 9 year old on how to fire it. THEN he would have been a hero.

Instead, he's just a farking coward.
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