Walker: He has now been given £1,000 as part of an out-of-court settlement.See this is the difference between the UK and the US. People in the US would laugh at that pitiful amount. People in the UK are like "Good show ol chap! You showed them! Pip pip etc" The minimum someone in the US would have gotten was $300,000.
The Third Man: I would be very, very careful about using anything called "Dettol" near the family jewels. I am only familiar with that product's use as the world's most disgusting cold remedy. It's one of those medicines that you have to be sick to use because if you aren't already violently ill, you will be after using it.
JesusJuice: When I was in the military my buddies and I used to compete to see who could smear the most IcyHot on their cock and balls. I just thought you might like to know.
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