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(IHS Jane's)   One big difference between the Mig-35 and the F-22 is that one of these has customers   ( janes.com) divider line
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2013-04-30 03:14:09 PM  
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Max Landsberger: Since the 1984 oil discovery in New Guinea, we have sold the Bu!kais hill tribesmen 20 of our S-24 fighters. At $21 million per unit, that's $252 million. This has started a local arms race between the Bu!kais, and their local neighbors the Kla!klalas. Now the Kla!klalas also happen to be sitting an a large amount of oil. And now the Kla!klalas want to buy 20 of our new Slash X-Ray Ultra Pursuit fighters for a total of $480 million.
Pete Helmes: What are the chances of war between them?
Bob Nixon: Very good sir. Our spare parts replacement contracts could be very lucrative.
Pete Helmes: Who trains their flight personnel?
Max Landsberger: Well, as near as we can assess it... well, they don't actually fly the planes. They sort of roll them down hills, crashing them into each other.
Scott Dantley: Personally, I think that it's a shameful waste of incredible kill power.
Pete Helmes: Make the deal.
Bob NixonScott Dantley: Absolutely.
2013-04-30 08:19:27 PM  
2 votes:
I was once in a 4-G inverted dive with a Mig-35.
2013-04-30 12:28:57 PM  
2 votes:
The F22 is so advanced that it never even needs to be deployed anywhere. It's that good.
2013-04-30 07:42:57 PM  
1 vote:
I wish I had a dollar for every exception in this thread.

I could buy me a fleet of F-47.5 Thunderdogwildeaglefoxbatwildweasel Mark II's. With optional bazooka tubes and hot tub.
2013-04-30 05:14:23 PM  
1 vote:
We don't sell Raptors, subby.

Maths is hard.
2013-04-30 04:38:09 PM  
1 vote:

Click Click D'oh: Except that Japan got mad that we wouldn't give them the most current tech on the F-16, so they contract built their own bigger, better F-16 and called it the F-2.

And it transforms into a flying robot too.
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