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(Action News Jacksonville)   Burglar interrupts masturbation session inside couple's home to play with remote controlled helicopter. Where are this guy's priorities?   ( divider line
    More: Florida, executive sessions, priority date, burglary, chewing tobacco, interrupts, helicopters, defendant admitted, Jason Vickery  
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2013-04-29 01:34:13 PM  
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The way you've constructed this headline, subby, it makes it sound like the couple was masturbating when the burglar came in and interrupted them to play with the remote controlled helicopter. I like that version better.
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