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2013-04-30 08:03:19 AM  
looks to me to be experiencing a bowl of rice or something of that nature.

/Capt. Oblivious...
2013-04-30 08:07:59 AM  
..and the rest of the gimp suit will be made of the same material?

/you those blue bloods are all secret freaks
2013-04-30 08:12:14 AM  
Dawn?  You're soaking in it...
2013-04-30 08:13:47 AM  
The time has come to select one courageous young man and woman for the honor of representing District 12 in the 74th annual Hunger Games!
2013-04-30 08:15:03 AM  
A big dick in one hand and the other is in a bowl of rice.
2013-04-30 08:15:17 AM  
'I could be naked in Vegas right now'

fixed for voting
2013-04-30 08:16:55 AM  
"You know this reminds me of the time I fisted a fifty year old hooker in Vegas..."
2013-04-30 08:19:08 AM  
Ah, this takes me back to my Eton days.
2013-04-30 08:20:08 AM  
Thank God this isn't going to be a Fark Photoshop contest
2013-04-30 08:20:39 AM  
I can't believe I left the label on my suit sleeve.
2013-04-30 08:22:10 AM  
No, I think I still prefer what my left hand is holding.
2013-04-30 08:23:54 AM  
Put itching powder in my pants would you? Come here baldy!
2013-04-30 08:26:03 AM  
"I must not fear.Fear is the mind-killer.Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.I will face my fear.I will permit it to pass over me and through me.And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.Where the fear has gone there will be nothing......Only I will remain //
2013-04-30 08:28:12 AM  
I'd always heard that they felt like sandbags, but I never believed it till now.
2013-04-30 08:31:24 AM  
My brother has a hot wife and gets to be the Prince after Daddy dies. I get to play with my marbles.
2013-04-30 08:39:10 AM  
"Warm, just like mom used to feel."
2013-04-30 08:40:34 AM  
"You're right!  My penis is in the bowl now!"
2013-04-30 08:46:30 AM  

octopied: "Wow, sticking your hand in warm milk makes you wet yourself when you're awake. Awkward...."

(Reposted as I forgot to hit vote)
2013-04-30 09:26:43 AM  
Waaaaaaaarm apple pie.
2013-04-30 09:30:12 AM  
Please Sir, may I have another?
2013-04-30 09:33:20 AM  
I could be smoking that poppy right now for sweet, sweet relieve. Feeling it isn't half as bad.
2013-04-30 09:51:32 AM  
'It's just like warm apple pie!'
2013-04-30 09:58:19 AM  
"Wow, you're right, it DOES feel just like my sister-in-law!"
2013-04-30 11:00:46 AM  
I must apologize for my ostrich hand.
2013-04-30 11:08:50 AM  
Relax, Harry. You're getting paid to do this. The guy laughing at me is about to get a visit from the tax people. It shall be quite unpleasant for him.
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2013-04-30 11:11:25 AM  
So you say you got all this out of one Irish baby, eh? And it tastes like eel and sheep gut pudding? Quite tasty. I shall assemble the mobile processing centers immediately.
2013-04-30 12:36:34 PM  
Thinks to self  "photo ops and limos....damn this is easy work....I wonder what I want for lunch...haha...I can't believe William still doesn't know that she's carrying my baby"
2013-04-30 12:49:56 PM  
One of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation creations is the NutriMatic Tactility Dispenser. One of which has just provided Harry with a glass bowl which allowed him an experience which was almost - but not quite - entirely unlike inseminating a cow.
2013-04-30 01:24:26 PM  
So, that's what it's like to be poor.
2013-04-30 06:53:43 PM  
thinks: "maybe my hand in my pocket will hide my boner"
2013-04-30 07:32:24 PM  
-- Prince Harry at King's College Hospital in London during his 3rd lesson in becoming a midwife. "I hope this bowl isn't too small" the Prince laughed. "My brother has told me some very fanciful stories about his wife."  --
2013-04-30 07:50:44 PM  
Blimey, its Kate's coosh.
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