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(Bangor Daily News)   You might be a redneck if your two 7 month old pit bull pups bite a 12 y/o girl. If you named them Jager and Meister that kinda seals the deal   ( bangordailynews.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Jager, Alan Meister, Maine State Police, Kennebunk, birth order, Stephen McCausland  
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5654 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Apr 2013 at 10:39 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-28 11:18:14 PM  
4 votes:

stiletto_the_wise: In before the Pit Bull Apologists who will flood in to tell us all how THEIR little purebred death dog would NEVER hurt a fly, and that the one in the article is a lone bad apple, not representative of the entire breed.

My rescued girl is only part-pit, and she just tried to kill me with one of her farts.
2013-04-28 11:08:18 PM  
3 votes:
I don't even care about the breed in this case. The fact that a dog-bite victim was taken to Frisbie Memorial Hospital is enough for me.

I hear patients hate the place, however. Staff keeps leaving them up on the roof.
2013-04-28 09:23:33 PM  
3 votes:
The girl, who was bitten on her legs and shoulder, was taken to Frisbie Memorial Hospital

I don't think they thought their cunning plan all the way through...
2013-04-28 09:18:20 PM  
3 votes:
I'd name mine Woodford and Reserve.
2013-04-28 11:33:29 PM  
2 votes:
The dog of peace strikes again.
2013-04-28 10:58:33 PM  
2 votes:
The article did not mention if the pickup she climbed on was operational or not. I am assuming it was on blocks with no motor in it.
2013-04-28 10:42:44 PM  
2 votes:
If he'd gone with Peanut Butter and Chocolate this never would have happened
2013-04-29 03:00:56 AM  
1 vote:

John Buck 41: serial_crusher: I'd name mine Woodford and Reserve.

Jack and Daniel?
Bud and Wiser?
Jim and Beam?
Evan and William?
George and Dickel?
Old and Turkey?

Vod and Ak.
2013-04-29 01:09:14 AM  
1 vote:
Fact :ALL pitbulls are dangerous killers who will at some point go insane and maul random people to death.

ALL Mexicans are illegal immigrants
ALL Black people are lazy
ALL guns owners will go on shooting sprees
ALL Muslims are terrorists
ALL Irish are drunks
ALL white people are racists
ALL asians are excellent at math

you cant argue with facts
2013-04-29 12:43:32 AM  
1 vote:
To be honest, doesn't Pit Bull prefer 12 year olds? Isn't that the M.O. of "rap" artists?
2013-04-29 12:24:16 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-29 12:05:49 AM  
1 vote:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: aerojockey: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: aerojockey: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: This is all with the same family, and all with the same training and environment. I'd trust kids alone with a pit bull over a lapdog any day.

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Hey, I'm all about executing bad dog owners. fark 'em.

It's cool.  Just wanted to point out that there is a reason why lapdog, however vicious they are, aren't considered dangerous breeds while pits are.

Stupid people consider them a "dangerous breed", sure. Reasonable, relatively intelligent people understand that a poorly trained laptop is certainly more dangerous than a well-trained pitt. I'll expect a response in the form of another very, very clever jpeg.

My poorly trained laptop just sits there.
2013-04-28 11:57:58 PM  
1 vote:
Ghetto Ponies
2013-04-28 11:53:25 PM  
1 vote:
you'll notice that show is called Pitbulls and Parolees.

Not Pitbulls and High Class people who make over 100,000 grand a year..
2013-04-28 11:40:25 PM  
1 vote:
What am I if I name them Purple & Drank?
2013-04-28 11:34:50 PM  
1 vote:
But the Pit Bull is the Dog of Peace™, or in this case the Puppy of Peace™.
2013-04-28 11:04:20 PM  
1 vote:

Hot Carl To Go: The article did not mention if the pickup she climbed on was operational or not. I am assuming it was on blocks with no motor in it.

The house was probably on wheels too.

/Gramma keeps a spit cup on the ironing board
//Momma doesn't take the Marlboro out of her mouth when she tell the State Trooper to "kiss my ass"
///I have been too drunk to fish
2013-04-28 11:03:13 PM  
1 vote:
Was the girl's name Brandy?
2013-04-28 11:00:34 PM  
1 vote:
Bartles and Jaymes?
2013-04-28 10:58:00 PM  
1 vote:

orclover: 7 month old dogs? So puppies?  Puppies bite farking everything.  Everything.

My dog was 55 lbs. at 7 months old. Two 7 month old dogs could certainly hurt or kill a 12 year old girl if they're as big as mine was.

I like how the girls escaped by climbing in to a pickup that was in the yard. As if the rest of the story didn't scream redneck central already.
2013-04-28 10:54:25 PM  
1 vote:
Someday, I plan on getting a golden lab and a chocolate lab and naming them Beavis and Butt-Head.

/dead serious
//farking love that show
2013-04-28 10:02:07 PM  
1 vote:
Kid shouldn't have been eating food that belongs to the dogs.
2013-04-28 09:37:41 PM  
1 vote:

Popcorn Johnny: Kill them all!

Not really a fan of the dogs either.

Yes well, any dog is a excellent judge of character.
2013-04-28 07:34:34 PM  
1 vote:
Kill them all!

Not really a fan of the dogs either.
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