Popcorn Johnny: Kill them all!Not really a fan of the dogs either.
serial_crusher: I'd name mine Woodford and Reserve.
orclover: 7 month old dogs? So puppies? Puppies bite farking everything. Everything.
darkjezter: Someday, I plan on getting a golden lab and a chocolate lab and naming them Beavis and Butt-Head.
stiletto_the_wise: In before the Pit Bull Apologists who will flood in to tell us all how THEIR little purebred death dog would NEVER hurt a fly, and that the one in the article is a lone bad apple, not representative of the entire breed.
John Buck 41: serial_crusher: I'd name mine Woodford and Reserve.Jack and Daniel?Bud and Wiser?Jim and Beam?Evan and William?George and Dickel?Old and Turkey?
Gyrfalcon: Puppies bite kids! This is somehow news! Film at 11!
Hot Carl To Go: The article did not mention if the pickup she climbed on was operational or not. I am assuming it was on blocks with no motor in it.
great_tigers: Gyrfalcon: Puppies bite kids! This is somehow news! Film at 11!https://www.google.com/search?q=7+month+old+pit+bull&client=safari&h l= en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=IOJ9UfzkCMTurQGlzoCQCg&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAA &biw=768&bih=928Hardly a puppy. Much is in the up bringing of a dog. That said, any dog can be raised to be aggressive, not all dogs can be controlled 100 percent of the time. Training and discipline are required to minimize this as much as possible.
ISO15693: John Buck 41: serial_crusher: I'd name mine Woodford and Reserve.Jack and Daniel?Bud and Wiser?Jim and Beam?Evan and William?George and Dickel?Old and Turkey?Zi and Ma
xanadian: The girl, who was bitten on her legs and shoulder, was taken to Frisbie Memorial HospitalI don't think they thought their cunning plan all the way through...
Fat_46: Years ago pit bulls **were** awesome dogs. Smart, loyal, and fairly gentle. However, in the late 80's /early 90's they started to get popular. Some breeders, desperate for more money, started intensive inbreeding programs, all in the name of revenue. I really don't know if there are any "pure" blood lines left, as is the story with a number of other breeds. Pitties, among other breeds, seem exceptionally susceptible to producing less-than-desirable traits as a result of inbreeding. They seem to have a hidden "switch" in their brains that causes a seemingly docile dog to go temporarily feral, then back to docile in a matter of minutes.Just my $.02, but I've seen the results, and have a nearly universal distrust of pitties now.
skinink: "If a 12-year old is a child, a 7-month dog is a puppy...."I suppose you're taking into consideration the age of the dog in dog years? Before I even read your post I looked up how big a 7 month old pitbulll could be, which averages 55 pounds. Yea those dogs are only seven months old but I don't really think I'd wanna fark around with two pitbulls weighing 55 pounds each.
FriarReb98: I'm gonna have to go ahead and say I hate Jagermeister.\guessing if the owner's dumb enough to name the dogs that, he probably isn't taking care of them either.
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