Abacus9: Pribar: Next months headline "Mayor Bloomberg signs executive order requiring restaurants to make anyone ordering 500 or moire calories to do 25 minutes of cardio before being served"The sad thing is, I'll bet you actually believe this.
TV's Vinnie: Nothing makes you hate doing any exercise for the rest of your life more than a butthole P.E. teacher.
Brick-House: I don't drink but I can still give my bicep a good workout...[3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x891]
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