ds_4815: Just getting this out of the way...[www.mentalfloss.com image 558x243]
ds_4815: Just getting this out of the way...
desertfool: I can't wait to get back the Wisconsin Dells this summer. Lots of eye candy everywhere.
The Glorified Jailer: I do love the water slides....
Andromeda: The one into the ocean in Italy looks amazing though.
...each and every one of us on the planet, owns all the planet.And what we've got to do-what we've got to do is have a plan.I have a dream. I have a vision:that everybody on the planetis going to get together, and they're going to go to the amusement park of my mind:MOJO WORLDWhere there's:Waterslidesand loop-de-loopsand barbecue sauce in the waterslidesand go-kart tracksgoing through the loop-de-loops of the waterslidesand there's DRIVE IN MOVIE THEATERS,Showing Vanishing Point, Two Lane Blacktop, and Thunder Road every nightAnd you can always buyCheez-WhizTeeny-Weenies Old Grandpa madeAnd liquor stores are open 24 hours a day, every dayAnd there's no fool with a little badge saying, We ID under 25,If they ID you and you're old enough to buy, you get it FREEThat's Mojo World!And every Saturday night a tribute to a great American heroIt's Evel Knievel Saturday Night, there at Mojo World.There's cheap beer,Live music,24-hour record stores,You can buy Brunswick stew, hot dogs with coleslaw on them...You brothers are all saying, "Mojo, How do I get to this place? I want to go."Everybody wants to go to Mojo World.Let me tell you what you gotta do:Turn right at the light,Go past the trailer park,Sing, naked in the blazing sunlight of liberty,You gotta sing, you gotta SING:This land is your land, this land is my land...
eas81: What no love for Schlitterbahn?
volodya: What a water slide looks like in North Korea. Certainly not Six Flags.
eas81: What no love for Schlitterbahn?[texasboundforgolf.com image 375x500][schlitterbahnnews.com image 304x455]
CruJones: eas81: What no love for Schlitterbahn?[texasboundforgolf.com image 375x500][schlitterbahnnews.com image 304x455]The only thing better than Schlitterbahn is floating right past it on the Comal river for free. Surrounded by thousands of UT and Texas State coeds.
the_rhino: no love for action park?
funkonomics: Between DOJ investigations, Del Smith's lack of funds and the airline robbing parts from the waterslide for its fleet, it doesn't have much time left.
CigaretteSmokingMan: the_rhino: no love for action park?Please see the Boobies.
Hiro-ACiD: Overweight Mexicans wearing t-shirts?
sleeper2995: Hiro-ACiD: Overweight Mexicans wearing t-shirts?Absolutely! And don't forget sassy loud fat black ladies in tiny bathing suit to afraid to get their hair wet. Yes I worked at a couple different water parks when I was on summer breaks. You get looked at with disgust most of the time but when they are drowning they are all like "Save me!" "Save me!"
funkonomics: Evergreen that is.../mobile site sucks for commenting.
mjones73: ds_4815: Just getting this out of the way...[www.mentalfloss.com image 558x243]I'll give you $10 bucks to try it... :D
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