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(KATU)   The man who packed DB Cooper's parachute just found murdered. Probably means nothing to normal folks, but the tin-foil parachute crowd will have a field day   ( katu.com) divider line
    More: Sad, King County Sheriff's Office, D.B. Cooper, issaquah, Columbia River, homicides  
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2013-04-28 12:09:16 PM  
Who would have thought that a person who associates with criminals might wind up murdered?

Must be a conspiracy!
2013-04-28 12:19:54 PM  
Tinfoil hats...ON!
2013-04-28 12:38:41 PM  

borg: No one by the name of  DB Cooper ever hijacked a plane or was accused of hijacking a plane. The name of the hijacker was DAN Cooper. DB Cooper was a misprint by one reporter.

(In best Shoreleave voice) And that is why you will never truely be cool.
2013-04-28 01:08:32 PM  
According to Prison Break, he died of gunshot wound.
2013-04-28 01:08:54 PM  
I don't think they should call him a chute packer, that seems offensive. Just call him gay.
2013-04-28 03:05:14 PM  
I'm going to put my bets on "psycho self-proclaimed 'conspiracy investigator' who broke into his victim's house seeking 'answers' and lost his temper when the victim didn't say exactly what he wanted him to say."

/especially after Cossey's "April Fool's Day" prank
//conspiracy theorists have a marked inability to take a joke
2013-04-28 03:06:00 PM  

vpb: He probably packed the chute of the REAL Sandy Hook marathon hijacker, that's why FEMA offed him.  That sort of thing is against Sharia law.

That's some first class derp. I might have to steal that comment.....but I'd be afraid of you suing me for stealing your derp and of plotting with Obummer to steal the right to arm bears from real 'Mericans.
2013-04-28 04:26:32 PM  
Begoggle: I don't think they should call him a chute packer, that seems offensive. Just call him gay.

2013-04-28 08:03:04 PM  
He didn't pack his own parachute? No wonder he's missing.

Rule number one: always pack your own chute. Especially when you are carrying large sums of money.
2013-04-28 08:14:57 PM  
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