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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Benedictine monk arrested for trying to abduct underaged girls in his station wagon. With a totally not frightening mugshot   ( suntimes.com) divider line
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2013-04-27 07:39:20 PM  
7 votes:
When interviewed, the monk elected to remain silent.

Maybe he got tired of just using his psalms.

He claims he is not guilty because it was entrappistment.
2013-04-27 08:43:28 PM  
5 votes:
Article is wrong.  The monk was from the Beendickinteen order not the Benedictines.
2013-04-27 08:46:28 PM  
3 votes:

redly1: anyone with a beard is either going through a crisis, is an ego maniac, or is a farking pedo rapist.

/prove me wrong

That's exactly what a non-bearded, ego-maniacal, pedo rapist going through a crisis would say.
2013-04-27 08:21:19 PM  
3 votes:
Antioch you say?

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2013-04-28 12:32:27 PM  
2 votes:
It wasn't his fault - she looked like a boy.
2013-04-28 03:13:27 AM  
2 votes:
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You cant fool me, Conan O'brien
2013-04-27 08:17:09 PM  
2 votes:
So, another Chmura has been fooling around with underage girls in Wisconsin.
2013-04-28 11:40:52 AM  
1 vote:

FARK rebel soldier: kidsizedcoffin: So if 14 is underaged, what is the age cutoff where you are allowed to abduct them?

FRS, admit it, you just like playing with small boxes.
2013-04-28 09:20:26 AM  
1 vote:
So she didn't get to meet the little bishop wearing a turtleneck?
2013-04-27 08:53:06 PM  
1 vote:
What's with those guys? They go off by themselves for months at a time all alone in seclusion, just so they can eat some Hollandaise sauce breakfast dish.
2013-04-27 08:49:59 PM  
1 vote:
"Come on, you're so beautiful, let me drive you home." When she refused, they said he told her, "Get in the car," but she ran, and he drove off. "

That is attempted abduction????

Where I live that is "Hello."
2013-04-27 08:48:35 PM  
1 vote:
I believe the age of consent should be based on who you follow. In this case with St Benedictine it is probably around 13 so let the guy go free.
2013-04-27 08:40:05 PM  
1 vote:
anyone with a beard is either going through a crisis, is an ego maniac, or is a farking pedo rapist.

/prove me wrong
2013-04-27 08:19:58 PM  
1 vote:
What do you expect from a member of a religious order named after a liqueur?
2013-04-27 08:19:53 PM  
1 vote:
This whole country has gone crazy. It's getting to the point a 57y/o religious nut recluse can't even ask a 14 year old girl out on a date.

That's basically the all of biblical history right there, why do people hate Christianity?
2013-04-27 08:18:20 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sure his penance will involve multiple ejaculations.
2013-04-27 07:59:36 PM  
1 vote:
When interviewed, the monk said his mother was Catholic and his father was Baptist. This created a paradox, and he could not ɟlǝsɯıɥ loɹʇuoɔ
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