ExtremeFajita: Because prison rape is funny!
Resident Muslim: I have been abducted many times by St. Capuchin./hit me
no clever name here just move along: catmandu: So, another Chmura has been fooling around with underage girls in Wisconsin.thats what I was going to say
FatherChaos: "Come on, you're so beautiful, let me drive you home."Has that ever worked?
redly1: anyone with a beard is either going through a crisis, is an ego maniac, or is a farking pedo rapist./prove me wrong
redly1: anyone with a beard is either going through a crisis, is an ego maniac, is too broke to afford exorbitantly priced Gillette Fusion cartridges, or is a farking pedo rapist./prove me wrong
LowbrowDeluxe: Bathia_Mapes: Wellon Dowd: What do you expect from a member of a religious order named after a liqueur?Actually it's the other way round.I'm almost certain that was the joke.
sprgrss: So, what law did he violate? The article doesn't make that clear and from what the article stated, it doesn't seem like he did anything illegal.
Robert1966: He couldn't help it; her name was Brandy.
Prey4reign: Article is wrong. The monk was from the Beendickinteen order not the Benedictines.
ISO15693: [www.suntimes.com image 240x180]You cant fool me, Conan O'brien
ongbok: kidsizedcoffin: So if 14 is underaged, what is the age cutoff where you are allowed to abduct them?Really, how old is 14?
FARK rebel soldier: kidsizedcoffin: So if 14 is underaged, what is the age cutoff where you are allowed to abduct them?
Oldiron_79: I call BS, everyone knows the Clergy like the young boys.
serialsuicidebomber: FRS, admit it, you just like playing with small boxes.
Somacandra: FTFA: A Benedictine monk from Wisconsin has been charged with trying to abduct a 14-year-old girl in Antioch last week.Hopefully the young women in Jerusalem, Alexandria, Constantinople and Rome are ok./surprised I haven't seen this already
TheHopeDiamond: Goodness - what would Brother Cadfael say?
Zebulon: So from what I read, he offered a girl a ride home, and she freaked out and ran away... this is a crime why? I guess we should just start shipping kids back and forth to school inside of glass boxes, so that they never interact with another human being ever.
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