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(Metro)   Two men use chainsaws to amputate their limbs in an attempt to defraud insurance company. ProTip: Cuts were too clean to be caused by an motor vehicle accident   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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12986 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Apr 2013 at 9:00 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-27 10:01:04 PM  
1 vote:
Please somebody tell me this is a link to the onion

*clicks link*

2013-04-27 09:58:49 PM  
1 vote:
That's... that just goes against everything about being a functioning person.
I guess legs don't pay as much since they're, you know, not so freakin' vital to human experience?

Spain has been going through tough times, but I'd rather have two hands than $2.5m.
2013-04-27 09:14:05 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe there was another reason.

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2013-04-27 09:08:57 PM  
1 vote:
Jose, recovering in a bed next to his co-conspirator, Pablo.  He turns in the direction of his mutilated buddy and says, "tell me how this plan was going to work?"  Pablo, breathlessly wincing in pain, looks at Jose and responds, "stumps me, buddy."
2013-04-27 08:33:33 PM  
1 vote:
I've heard some stupid shiat in my time, this ranks right near the top.
2013-04-27 08:06:38 PM  
1 vote:
So, they punished themselves for the crime of theft before the theft occurred?

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