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(Metro)   Two men use chainsaws to amputate their limbs in an attempt to defraud insurance company. ProTip: Cuts were too clean to be caused by an motor vehicle accident   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2013-04-27 09:08:57 PM  
8 votes:
Jose, recovering in a bed next to his co-conspirator, Pablo.  He turns in the direction of his mutilated buddy and says, "tell me how this plan was going to work?"  Pablo, breathlessly wincing in pain, looks at Jose and responds, "stumps me, buddy."
2013-04-27 09:18:41 PM  
4 votes:
They obviously did not think their cutting plan all the way through.
2013-04-27 09:57:50 PM  
3 votes:
They never would have been arrested in the US, the 2nd amendment clearly gives them the right to pare arms.
2013-04-27 08:06:38 PM  
3 votes:
So, they punished themselves for the crime of theft before the theft occurred?

2013-04-27 10:22:06 PM  
2 votes:
Obviously they were not too handy with the saws.  Bloody stupid, says the Brit.  The one idiot really dis-armed himself!  Too bad they used cutting-age technology or they might have gotten an arm up on the insurance companies.
2013-04-27 09:35:00 PM  
2 votes:
I blame Obama!

/taking away their right to bear arms!
2013-04-27 09:32:47 PM  
2 votes:
They will be fine; our country's immigration policy and upcoming national medical care provisions are froaght with hand outs.
2013-04-27 09:18:23 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-04-27 09:14:46 PM  
2 votes:
Gotta give them a hand for creativity, I guess.
2013-04-27 09:12:07 PM  
2 votes:
"The accident took my thumbs, State Farm. MY THUMBS!"

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2013-04-27 11:36:13 PM  
1 vote:
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"I'll bet they didn't even pay you ONE PENNY for you arm."
2013-04-27 10:37:19 PM  
1 vote:
This seems underhanded.
2013-04-27 09:58:28 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-27 09:35:05 PM  
1 vote:

/stupid touch screen tablet and fat fingers...may need to obtain a special dialing wand.
2013-04-27 09:25:38 PM  
1 vote:
...this story...difficult...fap...
2013-04-27 09:11:41 PM  
1 vote:
They saw what they did there.
2013-04-27 09:11:22 PM  
1 vote:
Should have used a handsaw.
2013-04-27 09:04:17 PM  
1 vote:
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