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(Reuters)   Feds arrest Mississippi man in ricin letters case. But this time they have the right guy, they promise   ( reuters.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Mississippi, ricin, arrest Mississippi, ricin letters, Democratic President Barack Obama, anthrax attacks, Elvis impersonator, Tupelo  
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2013-04-27 12:12:46 PM  
3 votes:

skinink: He is the right guy, Reddit confirmed it.

CNN too.
2013-04-27 12:12:07 PM  
3 votes:
He is the right guy, Reddit confirmed it.
2013-04-27 12:07:53 PM  
3 votes:
They know because he had rice in his house.
2013-04-27 12:49:30 PM  
2 votes:

Earl of Chives: t wasn't proper ricin for poisoning. Strictly an attempt to set-up his 'rival.'

                Yeah because there's obviously no other way two karate "experts" could have settled this.
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2013-04-27 12:27:20 PM  
2 votes:
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Just another day of justice
2013-04-27 12:22:27 PM  
2 votes:
Reddit, Facebook, and Twitter all reporting that it's this guy:

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2013-04-27 05:36:11 PM  
1 vote:
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Sean Hannity's got a challenger for title of "Most punchable face in the universe".
2013-04-27 05:28:40 PM  
1 vote:

Delay: Cornelius Dribble: In 2007 Dutschke was the Republican candidate for the Mississippi House of Representatives, 16th District. He lost by over 2,000 votes, which raises the question: how bad a politician do you have to be to run as a Republican in Mississippi and lose?

He didn't attract much money and his rants against the Democratic candidate Holland were not understandable. In all seriousness, as alleged, Dutschke attempted to kill President Obama with a biological weapon. It's an assassination attempt and if convicted (Although the Fark Independents will not agree) he needs to spend the rest of his life in prison, just like John Hinckley.

John Hickley tried to kill Obama?!!!111!!!
2013-04-27 01:26:27 PM  
1 vote:

croesius: Next it'll be the Louisiana Woman. She and this guy used to get together anytime they could.

I think he has too much love in his heart.
2013-04-27 12:28:33 PM  
1 vote:

Oldiron_79: Hmm martial arts studio in Mississippi, did the guy teach Rex Fu?

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2013-04-27 12:25:00 PM  
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Everett Dutschke has to get to the gym in 26 minutes.
2013-04-27 11:54:11 AM  
1 vote:
I was beginning to worry that I should have disposed of my Basmati and Jasmine stockpiles, just in case.
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