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doyner

2013-04-27 09:24:13 AM

13 votes:

If the Diary of Anne Frank is porn, then this woman better not let her daughter anywhere near the Old Testament.

Mugato

2013-04-27 08:18:32 AM

13 votes:

I news for you, screeching harpy. If your kid's in 7th grade, they're already looking at actual porn. Now shut your cock holster and get back in the kitchen.

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha

2013-04-27 08:22:31 AM

11 votes:

Acknowledging sex exists doesn't make something pornography.

miss diminutive

2013-04-27 09:00:22 AM

9 votes:

FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.

SheltemDragon

2013-04-27 12:34:03 PM

8 votes:

lack of warmth: So I guess asking the school to use the Diary of Anne Frank (play version) would be just ridiculous. That is what I read back in school and never thought I was left in the dark about any part of the story. I guess you don't get the true picture of the fear and nasty nature of hiding from the nazis unless you read about the persons personal writings about their own genitals. There must be a point there about not knowing the full story unless the person telling it describes their genitals to you. That's okay, if reading about someone's personal thoughts about sexual discovery is what you need to understand a family hiding from the nazis then read on.

/not everything in a diary should be made public
//just not good taste

As a historian I have rather firmly disagree. If your pursuing Anne Frank's diary as a historical document then *any* editing or censorship to it is a travesty. I've not read it, but simply having those passages in their show that even in the face of overwhelming danger that the normal preoccupations of adolescent self discovery applied, and allows you to compare it against historical norms of the time.

I'm firmly of the opinion that we need to be teaching students how to do history right in High School, that the discipline isn't memorizing facts and dates (you can look those up), but being able to reference information, draw out conclusions and detect biases in information. Then the students should be able to extrapolate, and employ the information to form, their own, conclusions and be able to defend those conclusions by citation and reasoning.

Any violation of the document degrades the ability of the students to do so, and there for is wrong.

Sock Ruh Tease

2013-04-27 09:08:22 AM

8 votes:

Mom sounds like she needs a serious rediscovering of her genitalia.

sno man

2013-04-27 08:29:36 AM

7 votes:

I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.

And

The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

FirstNationalBastard

2013-04-27 08:25:21 AM

7 votes:

Mugato: I news for you, screeching harpy. If your kid's in 7th grade, they're already looking at actual porn. Now shut your cock holster and get back in the kitchen.

See, if she actually were using her mouth as a cock holster, she probably wouldn't be so uptight that she thought the Diary of Anne Frank was pornographic.

/400 years later, Puritan repression is still going strong.

cybrwzrd

2013-04-27 12:51:44 PM

6 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Still, it would probably be best to use the edited version. I know it's considered rather silly to have any concern for the rights and preferences of sexually-repressed Christians, but since it is a public school (meaning her tax dollars help pay for it) then her desires in the matter should be considered.

No, her desires should not be considered. Just as I wouldn't want the local ditch digger making decisions on how to treat cancer.

I think that allowing stupid people to make decisions for a country just because their tax dollars fund it is a dangerous idea - and is the reason this country has so many problems. Taxpayers for the most part do not know what they want and are far too ignorant of issues to make an educated decision on what is truly best for the country.

Democracy sucks, but so does a dictatorship. It is really hard to find a happy medium where the stupid is filtered out though without giving a select few all of the power. That is why education is so important if you want to have some sort of a democracy. If you let idiots make decisions on how people are educated then you end up with more idiots making bigger decisions - see the modern Republican party and Tea-baggers.

radarlove

2013-04-27 02:54:12 PM

5 votes:

Really? You don't think that a couple of paragraphs about a teen undergoing puberty helps a pubescent reader relate to the author? You don't think that it gives a deeper understanding about what frame of mind Anne was in and how she had to cope with the same things that all teens have to cope with only under very adverse conditions? Should her relationship with Peter have been excised from the book as well? After all, it was very personal and had little to do with the Holocaust.

In fact, if you think that The Diary of Anne Frank is about the Holocaust, you really need to reread it. It isn't. It's the story of a girl coming of age. Doesn't matter if it is set in Amsterdam or Beijing, WWII or 1776.

It is the story of a girl becoming a woman.

Basically it is "Are You The God? It's Me, Margaret" only with less menstruation, more Nazis, and set entirely in an attic.

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha

2013-04-27 12:41:34 PM

5 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: /Libbies: Good taste? Good taste? We don't need no stinkin' good taste!

Wanna know what's really in bad taste? Censorship; pretending things don't exist because they make you uncomfortable.

capt.hollister

2013-04-27 12:03:23 PM

5 votes:

Conservative parents: insisting that their children must grow up every bit as ignorant and repressed as they are.

Persnickety

2013-04-27 02:15:56 PM

4 votes:

The only part of Anne Frank's story that is pornographic is what happened to her and her family after they were caught.

austerity101

2013-04-27 02:14:27 PM

4 votes:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: I know it's considered rather silly to have any concern for the rights and preferences of sexually-repressed Christians, but since it is a public school (meaning her tax dollars help pay for it) then her desires in the matter should be considered.

/Libbies: Good taste? Good taste? We don't need no stinkin' good taste!

I don't get to decide precisely how my other tax dollars are used. Why should education be different? Considering we have a public interest in sexually aware and educated people, why should the vagaries of crazy or ill-informed parents be in any way incorporated into our educational system?

You don't like what public school is teaching your kids? Home-school them. Public school should be based on what's best for our children and our society, not what makes their parents happy.

maxx2112

2013-04-27 12:31:37 PM

4 votes:

One wonders how she fells about the slutty, donkey dick, horse cum, tit fondling passage in Ezekiel.

/ Ezekiel 23:19-21

jso2897

2013-04-27 11:51:27 AM

4 votes:

I wonder if this woman knows who else liked to censor books?

Bontesla

2013-04-27 09:47:21 AM

4 votes:

miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.

I'm also sure she'd support her child's reading on the Bible. It condones genocide, polygamy, talks about masturbation, incest, and supports slavery.

911Jenny

2013-04-27 04:00:47 PM

3 votes:

I read that book in 7th grade. The pornographic nature made such an impact on me that now, as a 30 year old, I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT WAS IN THERE.

Yes, I can see how this could damage the youth of America.

/Read Lord of the Flies in 8th grade. My biggest takeaway was that when boys do handstands their wieners move. Until that point I had a vague idea of it being immobile, much like a statue.
//hey, my stuff didn't move when I did a handstand. It made sense to me.

Dawnrazor

2013-04-27 12:43:05 PM

3 votes:

That deaf, dumb, and blind girl sure writes a mean porn rag.

Dragonflew

2013-04-27 12:35:43 PM

3 votes:

jso2897: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lots of libbie poutrage in this thread.

Lolwut

Sounds like someone is incredibly desperate to make this thread political, just so he can hate. Hilarious.

Ker_Thwap

2013-04-27 12:23:15 PM

3 votes:

How did this woman even conceive a child?

OtherLittleGuy

2013-04-27 12:19:34 PM

3 votes:

Feral_and_Preposterous: Knowing several people from Michigan I can only think that her outrage is manufactured and the real problem is that Anne Frank is a member of an inferior race. The lady is smart enough to know that objection won't fly, though, so she came up with this little nugget instead.

Fark her and her boyfriend with the 88 IQ.

I see what you did there. Wish to subscribe to newsletter, with a gift subscription to said Holocaust Remembrance group.

mrlewish

2013-04-27 12:19:09 PM

3 votes:

Please someone think of the children

rattchett

2013-04-27 12:03:02 PM

3 votes:

fat boy: "There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can
hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small
that I simply can't imagine how a man can get in there, let
alone how a whole baby can get out!"

"...Until I was eleven or twelve, I didn't realize there
was a second set of labia on the inside, since you
couldn't see them.

thought urine came out of the clitoris...When you're
standing up, all you see from the front is hair. Between
your legs there are two soft, cushiony things, also
covered with hair, which press together when you're
standing,

separate when you sit down and they're very red and
quite fleshy on the inside. In the upper part, between
the outer labia, there's a fold of skin that, on second
thought,

clitoris..."

Is that it? A description of the body is pornographic?

The lady should stop now. Her ignorance of the meaning of pornography, her disgust of the human body and her idiotic crusade are clear indications that she's a pathetic excuse for a parent and a human being . I pity her kids.

GreenAdder

2013-04-27 11:00:46 AM

3 votes:

Michigan is no stranger to this kind of case. Consider 1972's Todd v. Rochester Community Schools, in which Bruce Livingston Todd sued the school district because he believed Kurt Vonnegut's "Slaughterhouse-Five" promoted an establishment of religion. The appeals court judges said merely mentioning religion does not promote an establishment thereof.

"Vonnegut's literary dwellings on war, religion, death, Christ, God, government, politics, and any other subject should be as welcome in the public schools of this state as those of Machiavelli, Chaucer, Shakespeare, Melville, Lenin, Joseph McCarthy, or Walt Disney. The students of Michigan are free to make of Slaughterhouse-Five what they will."

I suspect this particular case will end similarly.

gottagopee

2013-04-27 02:17:49 PM

2 votes:

doyner: If the Diary of Anne Frank is porn, then this woman better not let her daughter anywhere near the Old Testament.

^^^^THISTHISTHIS^^^^^

chud21

2013-04-27 01:49:40 PM

2 votes:

miss diminutive: reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history

You may want to do a bit of follow up on the story.

The My Little Pony Killer

2013-04-27 12:37:22 PM

2 votes:

jso2897: Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Lots of libbie poutrage in this thread.

Lolwut

Please stop quoting the retard.

bloobeary

2013-04-27 12:22:22 PM

2 votes:

ATTENTION: ALL PRUDES: Life is pornographic. Deal with it.

germ78

2013-04-27 12:20:51 PM

2 votes:

Dear whacko mom,
Your daughter has probably already discovered her genitalia and is rubbing one out to the Biebs as we speak.
Love,
germ78

/the kids ain't as innocent as you think

Feral_and_Preposterous

2013-04-27 12:02:33 PM

2 votes:

Knowing several people from Michigan I can only think that her outrage is manufactured and the real problem is that Anne Frank is a member of an inferior race. The lady is smart enough to know that objection won't fly, though, so she came up with this little nugget instead.

Fark her and her boyfriend with the 88 IQ.

macadamnut

2013-04-27 11:57:42 AM

2 votes:

"The problem is the school is giving the seventh graders inappropriate material and not explaining it to the parents," Horalek told the Patch.

What the fark? Did mom drop out of school after grade six?

Satanic_Hamster

2013-04-27 11:56:22 AM

2 votes:

Dear stupid shrill whore:
If you kept your complaint to "inappropriate to her daughters age group," I might consider your complaint. But calling it "pornographic" just makes you just look like a shrill stupid whore.

The My Little Pony Killer

2013-04-27 11:48:41 AM

2 votes:

Michigan mom is clinically retarded.

icam

2013-04-27 11:45:33 AM

2 votes:

FTFY

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2013-04-27 10:26:32 AM

2 votes:

Sock Ruh Tease: Mom sounds like she needs a serious ~~rediscovering of~~ kick to her genitalia.

FTFY

johnnieconnie

2013-04-27 10:14:57 AM

2 votes:

miss diminutive: Bontesla: miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a Mockingbird).

Besides, any 7th grader who claims they haven't discovered their genitalia is either lying or a quadriplegic.

I'm also sure she'd support her child's reading on the Bible. It condones genocide, polygamy, talks about masturbation, incest, and supports slavery.

Don't forget the stoning!

When I was six, my Mom gave me a children's illustrated Bible for my birthday (early 1970's). Well, let me tell you, I read that Bible until it fell apart. The Old Testament had all these stories about sex, violence, genocide, etc. There was a drawing of David staring down at a naked Bathsheba, and a woman carrying the head of John the Baptist on a plate, which was oozing blood onto the floor. I think I perused the New Testament only once (boring), but I read the shiat out of the O.T. in that Bible. It wasn't really for six year-olds, but it WAS a children's Bible. I wish I still had it so I could scan you guys the photos, but it disintegrated years ago.

I guess my Mom thought it would be to my benefit to learn some religion, but years later she realized it might have been a little inappropriate. Plus, I grew up a non-believer, as well.

The lady from TFA would probably die of shock if she thinks Anne Frank is "pornographic." I'm pretty sure my Mother got me a copy when I was about 9 or 10, since clearly I could stand the "horror."

Fark Me To Tears

2013-04-28 02:56:50 AM

1 vote:

I read the "complete" edition of Anne Frank's diary. There's nothing pornographic about it. Yes, she talks explicitly about very personal things, including the changes in her body and such -- but nothing that her seventh grade daughter couldn't handle. I raised a daughter and wouldn't have had an issue with her reading this version of the book, even when she was in the seventh grade.

The folks in Northville, Michigan do know that we're in the 21st century now... Right?

maxx2112

2013-04-27 09:57:52 PM

1 vote:

EVERYBODY PANIC: The book is a fraud: "The New York Supreme Court awarded the well known American writer, Meyer Levin, $50.000 to be paid by the father of Anne Frank as an honorarium for Levin`s work on the Anne Frank Diary."

GIS for Anne Frank Diary Fraud will explain it all.

The Levin lawsuit was over his play based on her diary, not the book itself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meyer_Levin#Anne_Frank_case

mephox

2013-04-27 06:37:32 PM

1 vote:

News flash! Teen girls are pots of raging hormones. Same as boys. Teen diaries are often filled with the results of raging hormones. Or Facebook... you know, because that's a diary.

cosmiquemuffin

2013-04-27 05:19:56 PM

1 vote:

austerity101: You don't like what public school is teaching your kids? Home-school them. Public school should be based on what's best for our children and our society, not what makes their parents happy.

THIS

strykerman

2013-04-27 05:04:52 PM

1 vote:

911Jenny: I read that book in 7th grade. The pornographic nature made such an impact on me that now, as a 30 year old, I DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT WAS IN THERE.

Yes, I can see how this could damage the youth of America.

/Read Lord of the Flies in 8th grade. My biggest takeaway was that when boys do handstands their wieners move. Until that point I had a vague idea of it being immobile, much like a statue.
//hey, my stuff didn't move when I did a handstand. It made sense to me

desertfool: Granted I am a lot of years removed from reading the book, but I don't remember this at all. Unless my school had us read an edited version.

911Jenny and desertfool: it's not your memory failing you, I am 2 yr younger than jenny, and I never read those parts of the diary either. we read edited versions, Anne Franks relatives who published her diary felt that those passages were too personal for publication, as they knew her as the young girl she was (think about it, would you want to publish the portions of your daughters/nieces/sisters/cousins diary where she describes her self discovery for all the world to see. I wouldn't.) As new family members inherited the diary, they felt that restoring those segments would not only be truer to her life, but also would show the historical importance that in the face of politically motivated horrors, life went on in ways that can't be stopped. there was a fark link in the last couple months that was about the re-release of the diary with the removed portions left in place and unedited.

BTW I don't remember that part of Lord of the Flies, oh yeah, I do, but didn't give two shiats at the time, but when I saw titties in the 60's film of Romeo and Juliet I was totally stoked about it.

Baby_Hole

2013-04-27 04:33:47 PM

1 vote:

chud21: Baby_Hole: check out this CHUD

I will thank you to chose a different epithet.

sorry about that. nothing personal, was looking for a word, that one didn't really work.
As far as pejorative use, I was going for more pseudopedantic pontificators.....admittedly CHUD doesn't really fit, I mean, aren't the CHUD hungry for life?
That's a little too gregarious here.

So far Eloi, Zombie, Henchman, none really fit. Arbiters of Asexual Angst About The Lap Triangle Issue is an Awful Acronym.....
Neutered Puritanical Browbeater?

Proudly Ignorant Theological Bigot sounds pretty mean, Religious Robot sounds like a hilarious new sitcom, any suggestions?

/maybe I'm the asshat and these people are all freedom fighters......fighting for their freedom to be offended by whatever they decide on!

Bennie Crabtree

2013-04-27 04:27:27 PM

1 vote:

I am worried about the mother not reading the literature her duaghter does. I mean, this is a classic of the 20th century canon, not some R.L. Stein knockoff. the mother is only declaring her own incredible ignorance. I am saddened to think that nobody will confront her for being unliterate, and absolve the school because there is no reason to think parents would be unaware of that particular book's content.

PsiChick

2013-04-27 03:58:40 PM

1 vote:

It's the diary of a seventh-grade girl. What did you think would be in it? I don't care how extraordinary the kid was, we're lucky it's not a book full of detailed masturbation fantasies.

/Kids are kids
//And, unsurprisingly, there's stuff worth learning here

kth

2013-04-27 03:14:52 PM

1 vote:

When we were in seventh grade, we were passing around a well worn copy of "Clan of the Cave Bear." You didn't have to look for the sex scenes, the book opened to them naturally.

Dancin_In_Anson

2013-04-27 02:36:58 PM

1 vote:

Congratulations, Gail Horalek. You have just made the unedited version of "The Diary of Anne Frank" the most read book in your child's school. Well done!

Mugato

2013-04-27 02:22:53 PM

1 vote:

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Sexist much?

That's not a real sentence. You must have been home-schooled by conservative parents.

MadAzza

2013-04-27 02:20:21 PM

1 vote:

SheltemDragon: lack of warmth: So I guess asking the school to use the Diary of Anne Frank (play version) would be just ridiculous. That is what I read back in school and never thought I was left in the dark about any part of the story. I guess you don't get the true picture of the fear and nasty nature of hiding from the nazis unless you read about the persons personal writings about their own genitals. There must be a point there about not knowing the full story unless the person telling it describes their genitals to you. That's okay, if reading about someone's personal thoughts about sexual discovery is what you need to understand a family hiding from the nazis then read on.

/not everything in a diary should be made public
//just not good taste

As a historian I have rather firmly disagree. If your pursuing Anne Frank's diary as a historical document then *any* editing or censorship to it is a travesty. I've not read it, but simply having those passages in their show that even in the face of overwhelming danger that the normal preoccupations of adolescent self discovery applied, and allows you to compare it against historical norms of the time.

I'm firmly of the opinion that we need to be teaching students how to do history right in High School, that the discipline isn't memorizing facts and dates (you can look those up), but being able to reference information, draw out conclusions and detect biases in information. Then the students should be able to extrapolate, and employ the information to form, their own, conclusions and be able to defend those conclusions by citation and reasoning.

Any violation of the document degrades the ability of the students to do so, and there for is wrong.

I agree with you.

I also -- maybe because I was once an adolescent girl -- can't help wondering how mortified Anne Frank would have been, had she known her private thoughts about her dawning sexuality would one day be made public. And that her own father would read them.

But you're right.

MadAzza

2013-04-27 02:15:23 PM

1 vote:

megarian: JWideman: eyeq360: Krieghund: PreMortem: sno man: I suppose pointing out it was written by someone the same age as her little snowflake would be lost on this mom.
And
The lost pilot Helen Keller frowns on these shenanigans subby...

A blind pilot? I'm impressed.

It's amazing what she could do after she discover radium.

I thought Betsy Ross was the lost pilot. And that Betsy Ross discovered radium. Or was it Mary Lincoln who discovered radium while making the first American flag?

You're thinking of Susan B. Anthony. Mary Lincoln drowned her kids in the lake.

You guys are farking idiots. Those were all Sally Ride. The Beatles even made a song about it.

No, that was Eleanor Rigby, the British Prime Minister who just died.

Barnabus_Duke

2013-04-27 02:08:41 PM

1 vote:

AcesFull: shadowmaster: I will admit I did mastubate to that book back in 7th grade but I always had a thing for blind and deaf girls.

So I call this 900-sex line and get this blind girl with an amazingly sexy voice....I ask.."What are you wearing?" She says.."I don't know."

Tears in my eyeballs & Bud Light Lime outa' my nose from laughing!!! Damn You!!!

vgss

2013-04-27 02:06:57 PM

1 vote:

I have a dream. A dream that one day... whenever someone opens their mouth to say something so incredible... so completely *wrong*... that everyone around them will immediately drop what they're doing and start hurling their fists at them. Silently, without a word or pause.

mcmnky

2013-04-27 01:42:36 PM

1 vote:

BitwiseShift: You know who else was blind, deaf and dumb?

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 320x250]

Lance Ito?

yet_another_wumpus

2013-04-27 01:35:33 PM

1 vote:

csb:
I've read a lot of books, but the only one that lead to parental complaints (left at my far-less-reading friend's house and found to the eternal horror of his mother) was One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovichby Alexander Solzhenitsyn, an important book detailing life in the gulag (one more important for today would be Darkness at Noon, a book on how torture was used by the Soviet prison/execution system). Apparently the language of the gulag (roughly similar to my boy scout camp) was too rough for my friend's tender years (who also was in said boy scout troop).

On the other hand, said friend introduced me to Piers Anthony. Once he had kids I had to tell him just how sick that guy is and that he really should think twice before telling his kids about him.

HighZoolander

2013-04-27 01:24:35 PM

1 vote:

BitwiseShift: You know who else was blind, deaf and dumb?

[farm1.staticflickr.com image 320x250]

/timmeh

ElLoco

2013-04-27 01:13:20 PM

1 vote:

Coming on a Bicycle: scottydoesntknow: Can't wait for the parody: The Diary of Anal Frank

Rule 34!

I'm not even gonna look to confirm or deny that one. I'd bet money on 'confirm,' however.

BitwiseShift

2013-04-27 12:57:21 PM

1 vote:

You know who else was blind, deaf and dumb?

FunkOut

2013-04-27 12:50:43 PM

1 vote:

Yup, if your children never hear about genitals, they will never find their own and everyone will be safe. Then one magic day you will inform them about their genitals, preferrably the morning of their wedding and they can finally enjoy them in the safety of marriage.

Evilhippie

2013-04-27 12:47:02 PM

1 vote:

When you sniff, can you only smell your own feces, or is your head so far up that you are effectively breathing your own gastric acid?

Verdelak

2013-04-27 12:41:13 PM

1 vote:

Yes, those passages go along way t showing how isolated she was and how she had to discover so much on her own. It might seem kind of odd out of context, but in the course of reading about an entire life being lived out in an attic with your immediate family, it all fits in to paint a picture that get diluted by its removal.

buckler

2013-04-27 12:40:34 PM

1 vote:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: The Red Shoe Diary of Anne Frank.

Now if you'd said "the Turner Diary of Anne Frank..."

Mock26

2013-04-27 12:38:48 PM

1 vote:

I bet mom would have no problem with her precious snowflake watching daytime soaps.

Dragonflew

2013-04-27 12:28:53 PM

1 vote:

Sock Ruh Tease: Mom sounds like she needs a serious rediscovering of her genitalia.

She has probably stuffed it with bibles and walled it off.

The My Little Pony Killer

2013-04-27 12:24:38 PM

1 vote:

Ker_Thwap: How did this woman even conceive a child?

It's different when it's her.

/if you get embarrassed by talking about simple life matters, then you are not ready for children

The My Little Pony Killer

2013-04-27 12:16:53 PM

1 vote:

Satanic_Hamster: Dear stupid shrill whore:
If you kept your complaint to "inappropriate to her daughters age group," I might consider your complaint. But calling it "pornographic" just makes you just look like a shrill stupid whore.

A book written by somebody in her daughter's age group could be honestly considered inappropriate for said age group? Really?

OtherLittleGuy

2013-04-27 12:12:35 PM

1 vote:

Simple solution. Inform the local Holocaust Remembrance group of her shenanigans.

Tennguy

2013-04-27 12:09:52 PM

1 vote:

Mugato: I news for you, screeching harpy. If your kid's in 7th grade, they're already looking at actual porn. Now shut your cock holster and get back in the kitchen.

I learned a new term thanks. Now I just have to find a situation where I can say it to view the reactions.

99.998er

2013-04-27 12:02:07 PM

1 vote:

The girl is in the 7th grade!!! Why hasn't her mother already taught the girl that her hoo-haw is dirty and disgusting?

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist

2013-04-27 11:56:26 AM

1 vote:

The Red Shoe Diary of Anne Frank.

offmymeds

2013-04-27 11:50:02 AM

1 vote:

icam: miss diminutive: FTA: An enraged mother in...

And this is where I stopped reading. Nine times out of ten, enraged mother is code for "delusional harpy with too much time on her hands".

The fact that this woman would want to deprive her child of reading the first hand account of a girl her daughter's age who lived through one of the most significant periods in human history solely because it mentions genitalia is just pathetic. I doubt she would raise a stink if the book they were reading had to do with violence, racism and rape (To Kill a MockingbirdThe Bible).

FTFY

Yes, but you see the Holy Bible is good wholesome Christian reading while The Diary of Anne Frank was written by a Jew. A JEW!!!

AcesFull

2013-04-27 11:49:21 AM

1 vote:

shadowmaster: I will admit I did mastubate to that book back in 7th grade but I always had a thing for blind and deaf girls.

So I call this 900-sex line and get this blind girl with an amazingly sexy voice....I ask.."What are you wearing?" She says.."I don't know."

fat boy

2013-04-27 11:48:56 AM

1 vote:

"There are little folds of skin all over the place, you can
hardly find it. The little hole underneath is so terribly small
that I simply can't imagine how a man can get in there, let
alone how a whole baby can get out!"

"...Until I was eleven or twelve, I didn't realize there
was a second set of labia on the inside, since you
couldn't see them.

thought urine came out of the clitoris...When you're
standing up, all you see from the front is hair. Between
your legs there are two soft, cushiony things, also
covered with hair, which press together when you're
standing,

separate when you sit down and they're very red and
quite fleshy on the inside. In the upper part, between
the outer labia, there's a fold of skin that, on second
thought,

clitoris..."

ScaryBottles

2013-04-27 11:43:09 AM

1 vote:

Maybe we could make an exception on the domestic drone strikes just this once.

BumpInTheNight

2013-04-27 11:42:03 AM

1 vote:

Mom here sounds like a classless coont, who just discovered the word pornographic.

Marcus Aurelius

2013-04-27 10:23:04 AM

1 vote:

"The problem is the school is giving the seventh graders inappropriate material and not explaining it to the parents," Horalek told the Patch

I get it now. She just wants the principal to teach her about her genitals.

Marcus Aurelius

2013-04-27 10:20:24 AM

1 vote:

Whatever gets you off, mom.

scottydoesntknow

2013-04-27 10:00:20 AM

1 vote:

Can't wait for the parody: The Diary of Anal Frank

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