ecmoRandomNumbers: I have done the dumbest things of my life while/after drinking vodka with Red Bull. It's being drunk, but in turbo mode.Liquid stupid.
Peter von Nostrand: There is no hangover quite like a champagne hangover. Absolute worst I have ever felt was from drinking too much champagne
Mugato: Yeah, when someone says that tequila does one thing and the same volume of vodka does another, it's probably because they remember specific times that they had certain drinks and behaved differently based on other circumstances. Booze is booze.
Mugato: Peter von Nostrand: There is no hangover quite like a champagne hangover. Absolute worst I have ever felt was from drinking too much champagneWell hangovers are a different story. Wine and anything with sugar gives me a splitting headache. Straight vodka for me.
NewportBarGuy: So, I should stop drinking sterno?
syrynxx: gin makes them sad. Why is that?Because it tastes like drinking Pine-Sol.
cj1319: I don't know if it was a different kind of drunk, but the few times I got drunk off of tequila, I usually make much worse decisions than when I drank anything else.
SpikeStrip: bacardi 151 is liquid evil
UNC_Samurai: I disagree, because of a drunk phone call I got from some hotel in Spain a few years ago.My best friend was part of a school trip in 2004 or so (their college had one of those strange J-terms, and the trip was technically for a couple hours' credit), and they had been doing shots of absinthe. Some freshman who was a real right-wing douchebag had been running his mouth at the bar, and decided it would be a real good idea to say "Fransicco Franco had the right idea." My friend, who was too drunk to reasonably walk upright, had to grab the little shiat and fireman's carry his ass out of the bar a step ahead of the rapidly-forming angry mob. Thankfully it was only about 8PM here, but I get this call from what can only be described as the drunk in a traditional Irish novel. It took me ten minutes to ascertain the words "absinthe", and "Generalissimo Franco"; naturally that just raised more questions.Bottom line is, liquor may be liquor, but the green fairy is nothing to fark with.
jaylectricity: I find that gin farks me up more than bourbon...because it's clear and easy to swallow straight.Rum gives me a warm buzz because I usually just mix it with so much fruit juice that I go into a diabetic coma.
Krymson Tyde: Mugato: Yeah, when someone says that tequila does one thing and the same volume of vodka does another, it's probably because they remember specific times that they had certain drinks and behaved differently based on other circumstances. Booze is booze.Tequila makes me throw up in the back yard of my college apartment then pass out while still outside. It also makes me continue puking and eventually causes my eye to be cemented shut due to...you know what? I'm just going to stop now. Suffice it to say I abstained from tequila for almost 20 years.Mods, if that's TMI feel free to delete.
Ivo Shandor: Some kinds will get you girl drink drunk.
Lt. Cheese Weasel: cj1319: I don't know if it was a different kind of drunk, but the few times I got drunk off of tequila, I usually make much worse decisions than when I drank anything else.Did you ever wake up in the fountain of your apt complex with just one boot and a pair of tighty whites on and nothing else? Agave is evil.
Revek: No just different kinds of sick.
rattchett: Fortified wine is the shiat if you want to go completely off the rails. "Great White" aka Shark Piss, a fortified white wine out of Nova Scotia, will twist your cap back. An elixir of strange powers, it enables those who imbibe to speak in tongues, smell various colors and shrug off harm as though an angel rests on their shoulder. It's red wine equivalent in my neck of the woods is "Kellys" - which carries a similar effect with the the major difference being that it induces pyromania.
sno man: booze is typically about 40% alcohol... but the 60% has no effect at all? the mix beyond that has no influence?
MaudlinMutantMollusk: NewportBarGuy: So, I should stop drinking sterno?Not if you want to survive an attack by an alien virus
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