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(Guardian)   Police officers: If a man has poured gasoline over himself and is threatening to set himself on fire then maybe Tazing him is not a good idea   ( guardian.co.uk) divider line
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11012 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Apr 2013 at 7:48 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-26 08:22:53 PM  
4 votes:

To protect and serve my ass.

I like this sentence better with no commas.
2013-04-26 08:58:45 PM  
3 votes:
Light a fire for a man, he's warm for the night.
Light a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.
2013-04-26 08:08:16 PM  
2 votes:
I'm a little concerned here, I laughed pretty hard at this.  Does this mean I'm going to hell?
2013-04-26 07:58:23 PM  
2 votes:
2013-04-26 07:58:18 PM  
2 votes:
What? Stop it! Asking that police actually stop and think before acting is clearly beyone the pale. You can't hire a bunch of dimwits and all of a sudden start raising the bar on them.

That's like playing keep-the-biscuit-away-from-the-three-legged-dog. It's clearly not fair, nothing good will come of it, and it's likely to get you bitten.

Let's just blame this on the dickbag dousing himself in petrol and move along.
2013-04-26 07:51:54 PM  
2 votes:
This is shocking!
2013-04-27 08:23:05 AM  
1 vote:
If he just shot him from a short distance he may still be alive. On the bright side, it saved the cremation fee.
2013-04-27 01:25:22 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-26 09:36:48 PM  
1 vote:

flyinglizard: PapaChester: That cop should be charged with accidental manslaughter due to negligence. No question.

To protect and serve my ass.

Your ass needs protecting?

And serving.
2013-04-26 08:41:25 PM  
1 vote:
Asses to ashes
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-04-26 08:02:25 PM  
1 vote:
I'm torn between wanting the entire police force to be incinerated and saying the fried man got what he wanted.
2013-04-26 08:00:47 PM  
1 vote:
who put gasoline in his gasoline can?
2013-04-26 07:50:39 PM  
1 vote:
Clearly the cop wasn't the brightest candle on the cake.
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