KarmicDisaster: Only if they are your own.
Krymson Tyde: I don't give a shiat, I still ain't doing it.
bring to a festering boil: "I've got two beautiful daughters and they spend an amazing amount of time with their fingers up their nose," he said. "And without fail, it goes right into their mouth afterwards. Could they just be fulfilling what we're truly meant to do?"Congratulations, Dad, you've just embarrassed your kids forever.
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FunkOut: Between this and eating things off the floor, my 5 year old is well nigh invincible.
AlwaysRightBoy: It's not healthy for me when I see you mining for a boulder at a red light in the car next to me.
MurphyMurphy: Krymson Tyde: I don't give a shiat, I still ain't doing it.Indeed. Licking my own asshole might be a cure-all, but you won't catch me rolling around on the floor trying to reach.
tuna fingers: Incorrect, prey4reign. The guy who saws and sands a lot is king.
Triumph: I knew a guy in college who would pick his nose and feed his boogers to his girlfriend (and vice versa). It's hard to find a relationship that meaningful.
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