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(Daily Mail)   ♫ Chile's... baby-back ribs ♫   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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    More: Scary, burned to death, pork ribs, bonfires, antichrist, cult  
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I Like Bread
2013-04-26 07:55:42 PM  
16 votes:
BARBECUE SAUCE.
StreetlightInTheGhetto
2013-04-26 07:55:37 PM  
10 votes:
Well, we're all going to hell.
clutchcargo2002
2013-04-26 08:18:13 PM  
7 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Wow! That's a tasteless headline, even by fark standards.


How can it be tasteless? There was BBQ sauce.
rkiller1
2013-04-26 08:14:39 PM  
3 votes:

Bathia_Mapes: Wow! That's a tasteless tasty headline, even by fark standards.


FTFY
que.guero
2013-04-26 07:56:08 PM  
3 votes:
Subby can DIAF.
megarian [TotalFark]
2013-04-26 09:02:13 PM  
2 votes:

rkiller1: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Yeah, nothing makes me LOL like the thought of a baby roasting alive. 

Having said that, I understand how the opportunity for the headline was irresistible to submitter. I wouldn't have made the joke, but it is Fark, so somebody was gonna do it.

What's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies?


I don't have a truck load of bowling balls in my garage?
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-04-26 08:56:39 PM  
2 votes:

clutchcargo2002: Bathia_Mapes: Wow! That's a tasteless headline, even by fark standards.

How can it be tasteless? There was BBQ sauce.


Was it Sweet Baby Ray's?
rustypouch [TotalFark]
2013-04-26 08:15:56 PM  
2 votes:
Is it wrong that this makes me hard?
Abox
2013-04-26 07:57:10 PM  
2 votes:
FTA A three-day-old baby was thrown on a bonfire and burned to death in an horrific ritual because a cult leader had decided she was the antichrist and that the end of the world was near.

Better safe than sorry.
Fark_Guy_Rob
2013-04-27 07:34:17 AM  
1 vote:
I was taught to be respectful of other people's beliefs.  It's wrong to tell someone that their worldview is incorrect, just because it is different.  Diversity is good!
Mega Steve
2013-04-27 12:10:16 AM  
1 vote:
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Another member of the cult who is still "at large"
RedWineBuzz
2013-04-26 10:36:42 PM  
1 vote:
I hate myself for laughing at this. And for some other shiat. But also for this. But mostly for the other shiat. And this, too.
Zap_Rowsdower
2013-04-26 10:03:21 PM  
1 vote:
Did no one else notice that the link URL ends with "?bbqsauce"?
Ex-Texan
2013-04-26 09:51:19 PM  
1 vote:
Cult leader looks like Ben Affleck in "Argo".
dennysgod
2013-04-26 09:20:08 PM  
1 vote:
i86.photobucket.comView Full Size


I've got one for everyone.
BafflerMeal
2013-04-26 09:01:05 PM  
1 vote:
Well just to play Devil's Advocate, what if it was the Antichrist?
jigger
2013-04-26 08:55:55 PM  
1 vote:
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dryknife
2013-04-26 08:40:37 PM  
1 vote:
rkiller1: .

What's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies?

Oooh,  oooh!

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You can use a pitchfork with dead babies!
Paka Ono
2013-04-26 08:28:36 PM  
1 vote:

Omahawg: did the sick tag call in sick today?


It's on the waiting list to be seated in the smoking section.

/aisle seat please.
supersonicshoelace
2013-04-26 08:25:50 PM  
1 vote:

Electriclectic: Just goes to show that Christians are dangerous radicals, and we should pass laws that prevent more of them from entering the country.


So you're against illegal immigration reform?
doglover [recently expired TotalFark]
2013-04-26 08:16:59 PM  
1 vote:
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Baby back ribs aren't even from babies. We're going to change that, Mr. Stark.
Opiate of the Lasses
2013-04-26 08:11:12 PM  
1 vote:
This headline right here is why I love Fark.

Sweet mercy.
Hector Remarkable
2013-04-26 08:05:24 PM  
1 vote:
So, the guy did stop the world from ending - and all it cost was a baby. Plus, they have that $20 dinner for two special, and margaritas.
Wittenberg Dropout
2013-04-26 08:04:22 PM  
1 vote:
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Wanted for questioning.
Electriclectic
2013-04-26 08:03:42 PM  
1 vote:
Just goes to show that Christians are dangerous radicals, and we should pass laws that prevent more of them from entering the country.
rkiller1
2013-04-26 08:00:12 PM  
1 vote:
Ain't nobody got time for dat.
 
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