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(Denver Channel)   The Tampa Woman's Club held an event where they poured 400 flutes of champagne. Inside each flute was a cubic zirconia, and one of the flutes contained a $5,000 diamond. Guess which one was swallowed?   ( thedenverchannel.com) divider line
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2013-04-26 05:09:10 AM  
6 votes:
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/Quick and dirty....
2013-04-26 12:48:26 AM  
4 votes:
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This too shall pass.

2013-04-25 09:27:20 PM  
4 votes:
Swallowed you say?

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2013-04-26 05:06:58 AM  
2 votes:

anotar: My thoughts as well, can't even put it in the sink and run water on it? I guess after a some kids I'm a battle hardened vet, but how did they put it in the bag in the first place?

I'm guessing she shat straight into the bag. Probably had her maid hold it for her or something.
2013-04-26 11:52:22 AM  
1 vote:
shiattiest Diamond story I've ever heard.
2013-04-26 08:50:31 AM  
1 vote:
"She came with it in a bio-hazard bag and it wasn't even cleaned."

Chocolate diamond?
2013-04-26 08:47:19 AM  
1 vote:

gweilo8888: stir the whole mess around with your arthritic claw until the sparkle and the poo have gone their separate ways.

This is strangely beautiful and a wonder to behold. For giving us this in these difficult and trying times, I thank ye.
2013-04-26 06:59:08 AM  
1 vote:
Tampa Women's Club?  They ALL swallow.
2013-04-26 06:55:32 AM  
1 vote:
Drinks champagne and shiat diamonds.
2013-04-26 04:44:27 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: (After her colonoscopy):  Miriam stopped by the jewelry store to have the diamond tested.

"She came with it in a bio-hazard bag and it wasn't even cleaned," said Joy Pierson, the store's other partner.

There's so much wrong with this story.
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