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(BBC)   Stowaway in plane's undercarriage "wanted better life", parachute   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
    More: Sad, forensic pathologists, Mozambique  
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2013-04-25 08:28:36 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-04-25 09:15:42 PM  
3 votes:
You don't need a parachute to skydive, you only need a parachute to skydive twice.
2013-04-25 08:55:11 PM  
3 votes:

Nothing To See Here: The white zone is for immediateloading and unloading of passengersonly. There is no stopping in the red zone.

Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat again.
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2013-04-25 08:38:00 PM  
3 votes:
Would he have bounced if he was Czech . . .
2013-04-25 08:22:02 PM  
3 votes:

cman: First thing I thought of when I saw that headline

Chocolate Rain?
2013-04-25 10:53:21 PM  
2 votes:

FARK rebel soldier: Pribar: I once was on a flight that actually voted to reroute to another airfield after we boarded

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It was a flight that was supposed to be from Masasi Airport to Kilwa Masoko, after we boarded the other passengers (locals) started talking amongst themselves then they shouted something to the captain, who poked his head back into the cabin and asked something (I only speak english and that not too well) everyone else nodded and smiled so he gave a thumbs up and went back into the cockpit, well when we landed I found myself in Mtwara, when I complained I was told the other passengers had voted to fly there and I was out of luck. I ended up catching another flight to Kilwa Masoko which thankfully actually landed there.
2013-04-25 10:25:29 PM  
2 votes:
Long way to go to have AC
2013-04-25 08:54:28 PM  
2 votes:
If you adjust for wind direction, turbulence etc, it's actually not that difficult to jump from a plane. The documentary 'Commando' shows how easily it could be done.

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2013-04-26 04:26:06 AM  
1 vote:

ChiliBoots: Charlie Freak: Most aircraft don't have enough extra room in the wheel wells.


Gee Bob, the nose gear seems to be taking its sweet time getting to up-lock.

"That's odd. Bob never has trouble getting to up-lock at home."
2013-04-26 03:19:08 AM  
1 vote:
You are all ignoring the fact that it is much more comfortable flying in a wheel well than in economy these days.
2013-04-25 11:55:09 PM  
1 vote:

armypilot: Climbers spend days or weeks acclimating to the alt change.

Most Farkers don't even wait ten minutes.
2013-04-25 10:21:32 PM  
1 vote:

Pribar: I once was on a flight that actually voted to reroute to another airfield after we boarded

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2013-04-25 10:02:38 PM  
1 vote:
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It's the only way to fly.....
2013-04-25 08:47:10 PM  
1 vote:

cman: Jesus Christ

This is an article about a stowaway and even it boiled down to a left v right biatch fight in this thread.

WTF guys? Why cant we be normal people?

Please state your political affiliation so we can properly insult you.
2013-04-25 08:43:00 PM  
1 vote:
The white zone is for immediateloading and unloading of passengersonly. There is no stopping in the red zone.
2013-04-25 08:38:29 PM  
1 vote:

Bomb Mecca: At some point wanting a better life isn't a good enough excuse for illegal immigration. Overpopulation is one of the worst things that can happen to a country or an environment. Illegal immigration from the turd world into the first is one of the quickest ways to get their.

/cue the tears from liberals

Why would you being an idiot make liberals cry?

/Your fark handle is just so edgy.  Did you think of it yourself or did your mom help?
2013-04-25 08:37:02 PM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: How the fark do these people get out on the tarmac and climb up a planes landing gear without anyone seeing them?

He did it at night?

Also: "These people"? C'mon, that's racist.
2013-04-25 08:36:48 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-25 08:28:14 PM  
1 vote:

Mock26: Good.

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2013-04-25 08:23:01 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-25 08:18:45 PM  
1 vote:
Well, at least his problems are solved.
2013-04-25 08:08:47 PM  
1 vote:
Hakuna Matada?
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