OlderGuy: Greetings to all.. TGIC.... Fat Feral Fred was fired up this evening.. waiting at the gate when I got home.. belly rubs ensued, accompanied by purrs and light drooling... tossed him the catnip bag and watched him romp all over the yard.. I think he told me to cut the damned grass... difficult to interpret sometimes... it will get done this weekend anyway... also seeding the front and side yard.... We did get started early tonight.. this was the only entry that had a comment.. also 2 votes... I think the votes are the key.... hope sherpa and Alien join us.. also Haruko...
tigerose: May I preen a wee bit? I hardly ever get to be the first vote/Boobies..today I had both! :) thank cieling cat we went green early..I need this!
lilyspad: tigerose: May I preen a wee bit? I hardly ever get to be the first vote/Boobies..today I had both! :) thank cieling cat we went green early..I need this!Honey, you should remember my mistake from a few weeks ago....but, I'm glad that you got your Boobies!!!! :D
laulaja: Just as threatened! I may not be on own heels tho. Did try about time tigerose made it in to see if this was up yet, but not able to find. Entire vid of cat in shark suit on Roomba chasing duckling that was only a .gif last wk is now up as minute-something vid.Walla Text commences, bet I'll need to Tighten It Up too --Vol1210=4-24-13 from Strange CosmosStrange Quotes about Cats & Teenagers:For all of you with teenagers or who had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats:1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents.4. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing.5. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did.==================================Today's Featured Humor : -)-You might be in Education if..1) You believe the staff room should have a Valium lick.2) You find humor is other people's stupidity.3) You want to slap the next person who says, "Must be nice to have all your holidays and summers free."4) You can tell it's a full moon without ever looking outside. [Arooo!! Today is!!]5) You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's own box on the report card.6) You believe that unspeakable evil will befall you if anyone says, "Boy, the kids are sure mellow today."7) When out in public, you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.8) Marking all A's on the report card would make your life SO much simpler.9) When you mention "vegetables" and you're not talking about a food group.10) You think people should be required to get a ...
I_fling_poo: but at least she doesn't smell like shiat any more.
lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 600x345]Too true.
The Ice Queen: I have Hank climbing the curtains currently. Only, instead of curtains, its my legs!
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