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(NYPost)   Boston Marathon bombers didn't just want to party and get bombed in New York after their bombing spree, they wanted to bomb New York   ( nypost.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Boston Marathon, New York, Tamerlan Tsarnaev, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev  
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6464 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Apr 2013 at 5:09 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-25 05:26:15 PM  
4 votes:

Triumph: I knew Bloomberg would figure out a way to get in on the action.

He wanted to trademark "New York Strong!"

I dunno about NYC it's too obvious and cliche to bomb. If I were a mad bomber I would switch it up and bomb Detroit. I could cause millions of dollars in improvments.
2013-04-25 05:17:47 PM  
4 votes:
Gee. Imagine how terrible it would have been if something terrible that didn't happen, happened. Let's all sit around and think about it, until we are really frightened and angry at whoever we don't like.
Then, let's go kill them. Really expensively.
2013-04-25 06:55:02 PM  
2 votes:
I claim BS. He just said this to try and save his own a** and gain favor. I mean what jury in Boston would give the death penalty to someone who wanted to bomb NYC.
2013-04-25 05:42:39 PM  
2 votes:
"Terrorist masterminds" that managed to rack up a death toll of 3 and several hundred injuries.  Congratulations, you're qualified to run Amtrak.

What next?  Some nefarious device to make it rain on a three-day weekend?  Maybe a terrible plot to create gridlock at some time other than twice a farking day?
2013-04-25 05:24:38 PM  
2 votes:

ringersol: If NYC was a *plan* and not just an impulse blathered out loud, you'd think they'd have headed there sooner.

Is there any evidence of anything even approximating to a plan in these two dumbfarks entire enterprise? The more we learn the more I'm astonished that the story of the Tsarnaev brothers didn't end with them blowing themselves up in their kitchen.
2013-04-25 05:14:55 PM  
2 votes:
But since this is the New York Post reporting it, the brothers could really have been planning to run to Canada.
2013-04-25 05:11:57 PM  
2 votes:
The third bomber was already at the zoo
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2013-04-25 04:57:47 PM  
2 votes:
What the last Mad Bomber to take Manhattan  looked like

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2013-04-25 03:42:49 PM  
2 votes:
Can you get any more cliched?

No wonder it closed before it got to Broadway.
2013-04-25 08:49:42 PM  
1 vote:
The Post said this? Excuse me if I don't believe it.
2013-04-25 07:49:17 PM  
1 vote:

Tatsuma: Leave New York alone you farking assholes.

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2013-04-25 07:29:13 PM  
1 vote:

BalugaJoe: The missing Brown student was found.  Did he kill him also?

I'm still in shock that they were looking for a Brown student.
2013-04-25 07:20:22 PM  
1 vote:
"An army of cops and vast network of security cameras would have greeted the brothers in Times Square had they made it to New York, Bloomberg said."

And had you shut your obnoxious f*cking piehole for like twenty seconds I wouldn't be nearly as annoyed as I am right now, A Shambling Mound said.
2013-04-25 07:09:00 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-25 06:52:29 PM  
1 vote:
You mean the lone Saudi-born teabagger terrorist that deployed 4 bombs, robbed a 7/11, had a violent shootout with police while holed up in a boat with multiple firearms and explosives, and attempted to commit suicide rather than being taken alive, was also planning on bombing New York?

Everyone panic!
2013-04-25 06:11:58 PM  
1 vote:
Lies. Misha did it.
2013-04-25 06:00:49 PM  
1 vote:
The flaw in their Grand Scheme was that after the first bombing, everyone would be VERY pissed off and come looking for them.
2013-04-25 05:47:19 PM  
1 vote:

Tatsuma: Leave New York alone you farking assholes.

If all the assholes left, who would be left?
2013-04-25 05:38:32 PM  
1 vote:

Dr.Zom: skinink: But since this is the New York Post reporting it, the brothers could really have been planning to run to Canada.

This. The Post has less credibility than the Enquirer. The Onion is more accurate.

It's a sad time when the Onion seems more factually relevant (or honest) than today's publications.
2013-04-25 05:36:50 PM  
1 vote:
You know who else was a Boston Bomber who became a Bronx Bomber?
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2013-04-25 05:34:10 PM  
1 vote:
Are NY Post headlines generated with the Brion Gysin cut-up method, using a special set of words, 75% of which are inflammatory, sensational, kneejerk, craptastic or just plain wharbl?

The other 25% of the words being triggers and false flag indicators?
2013-04-25 05:31:02 PM  
1 vote:
ESPN must be drumming up the Yankees, Sox rivalry.
2013-04-25 05:29:27 PM  
1 vote:
Happily, their stupidity foiled their plans.

First 9-11 and then Bloomberg... New York has suffered enough.
2013-04-25 04:13:36 PM  
1 vote:
Ah, the Great White Way. If you can make it here, you can make anywhere.
2013-04-25 04:04:29 PM  
1 vote:
i want to have sex with Emmy Rossum.

Doesn't mean it is going to happen.
2013-04-25 03:56:45 PM  
1 vote:
Everyone wants to make it in the city that never sleeps
2013-04-25 03:39:28 PM  
1 vote:
I knew Bloomberg would figure out a way to get in on the action.
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