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2013-04-25 02:04:02 PM  
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2013-04-25 02:27:02 PM  
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2013-04-25 02:33:10 PM  
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2013-04-25 02:34:49 PM  
why is "the help" touching me.
2013-04-25 03:16:52 PM  
Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?
2013-04-25 03:20:46 PM  
Have you ever seen The Antichrist and Grendel's Mother together?
2013-04-25 03:27:44 PM  
Aren't you the punk who stabbed my son in the back?
2013-04-25 05:59:06 PM  
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2013-04-25 08:04:12 PM  
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The event was attended by presidents George H. W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, and (above) Barack Obama and George Washington.
2013-04-25 08:12:15 PM  
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Yes, Barack, I get it.  "White" House doesn't really fit anymore.  Very funny."
2013-04-25 10:03:27 PM  
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"He touched me. Oh shiat, do I have AIDS?"
2013-04-25 10:05:29 PM  
"And after the ceremony...you'll love this part...we're handing him over to the ICC!  He's going to The Hague!  In chains!"
2013-04-25 10:07:45 PM  
I just saw that picture and thought it should be on fark. Come back and saw it been green lighted. Good jobs farkers!
2013-04-25 10:08:42 PM  
"It ain't easy being white...."
"It ain't easy being brown...."
2013-04-25 10:09:12 PM  
Coming to theaters this fall; "Driving Ms. Daisy II: The Bushining."
2013-04-25 10:10:16 PM  
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2013-04-25 10:11:12 PM  
See my wife's legs over there? Isn't that awesome?
2013-04-25 10:11:56 PM  
"Found where the white women be at"
2013-04-25 10:13:10 PM  
"I just love the way your son pronounced Terrorist as Tourist, cracks me up every time!"
2013-04-25 10:14:11 PM  
"And my son's dick is bigger than yours, too."
2013-04-25 10:14:29 PM  
"I'm just kidding, Mrs Bush. I won't investigate your son for war crimes."
2013-04-25 10:16:00 PM  
Your son thought he was a good president? Let me laugh harder.
2013-04-25 10:18:04 PM  
"Your crotchfruit have caused more human suffering than smallpox, and Vanilla Ice, combined."
2013-04-25 10:20:58 PM  
"Dumb and Ugly"

In that order.
2013-04-25 10:21:22 PM  
Your son can read?
2013-04-25 10:21:46 PM  
"Sorry, It's just so funny that you and you husband will be dead soon."
2013-04-25 10:25:32 PM  
"Don't worry, Mrs. Bush, I'll lend him a book. In fact, I'll lend him ten. Bin Laden's yearly diaries for every year between him attacking America on your son's watch, and him being caught on mine."
2013-04-25 10:27:42 PM  
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Barbara's thought bubble: "That joke would be a lot funnier if he wasn't my son."

2013-04-25 10:29:11 PM  
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Three seconds earlier...
*tap shoulder*
Mrs. Bush: *looks to her left*
2013-04-25 10:35:12 PM  
" He didn't want to tell her the J was silent in Django . . ."
2013-04-25 10:35:45 PM  
Mother of the worst President since Warren G.Harding says what...
2013-04-25 10:38:53 PM  
You must've been something before electricity.
2013-04-25 10:39:26 PM  
"Wanna see my tartar sauce impression, Barry?"
2013-04-25 10:40:47 PM  
Da-am!  I ain't never seen me some white bush before.
2013-04-25 10:42:39 PM  
Someday I hope to have my face on Mount Rushmore next to yours.
2013-04-25 10:44:01 PM  
You're a doodle, Mama.
2013-04-25 10:45:17 PM  
Paris1127, Y U no 'shop?

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2013-04-25 10:46:15 PM  
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Barbara Bush: [to Obama] Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da rebound on da med side.

Obama: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!

Barbara Bush: Cut me some slack, Barrack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help!

Obama: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!

Barbara Bush : Jive-ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiaat.
2013-04-25 10:46:36 PM  
"shiat, biatch just farted..hehe"
2013-04-25 10:50:41 PM  
BO: "Hey ol' lady!  I've written more books than your silver-spoon, party-boy son has even read!  Hahahahhaaa!  And I caught Bin Laden.  Hahahhahahaha!"
BB: "Shut up and get me a drink, boy."
BO: "Sho'nuf, missus.  I makes a mean 'Katrina Martini' - one part gin, 8 trillion parts swamp water.  Garnished wiff a dead black man.  Ya'll gonna love it!  Hahahahahhaaa!"
BB: "God I hate you!"
BO: "Mission Accomplished, biatch."
2013-04-25 10:57:31 PM  

::drop mic::
2013-04-25 11:06:06 PM  
Bitte, baby.
2013-04-25 11:06:51 PM  
I got 99 problems but a Bush ain't one.
2013-04-25 11:07:05 PM  
Bitte, baby.

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2013-04-25 11:08:27 PM  
I got 99 problems but a Bush ain't one...

(Now with blah blah dang it.)
2013-04-25 11:09:59 PM  
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No that doesn't smell good, Barack.
2013-04-25 11:12:36 PM  
Barbara: I would had voted for you in 2004.
2013-04-25 11:23:46 PM  
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2013-04-25 11:26:45 PM  
Barbara: Oh dear, he is now doing the Macarena. When is he going to stop embarrassing me?
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