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(Celebslam)   Britney Spears' dad handpicked her new boyfriend. Because there's only so many quality guys to meet in the fried foods aisle at the supermarket   ( celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line
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4195 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 25 Apr 2013 at 2:35 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-25 02:40:40 PM  
2 votes:
David 'Lucky' Lucado
I didn't know she was dating a Prohibition-era gangster.
2013-04-25 04:20:22 PM  
1 vote:
Add another for the 'Fried Food Aisle?'...that sounds farking awesome; America, you fat bastidges!
2013-04-25 04:11:11 PM  
1 vote:
She's looking good nowadays... and sane.
2013-04-25 03:32:22 PM  
1 vote:
At least she looks happy and not psychotic in recent pics.
2013-04-25 03:17:01 PM  
1 vote:
And Jessica Simpson's dad pretty much pimped her out.
2013-04-25 03:01:04 PM  
1 vote:

zenobia: GalFriday: My grocery store doesn't have a fried foods aisle.

Mine either. I want a fried foods aisle.

Me too.  That would be so cool.  Especially if they had fried ravioli.
2013-04-25 02:37:50 PM  
1 vote:
They're no strangers to love.
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