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(Pop Matters)   Bend the strings on a tiny violin and cry me a river into a beer-soaked microphone. The billion-dollar music business is wailing its 'I'm dying' song, again   ( divider line
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2332 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 25 Apr 2013 at 10:19 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-25 02:03:33 PM  
2 votes:
Well, as a crap musician who never had a chance of doing anything other than spending thousands of dollars on gear for funsies, no one cares what I have to say.  But fark them right in the ear.

/Thinking of making a song out of a Fark Politics thread - a duet screamed by two trolls trying to out-troll the other (but ends in sweaty regret filled sex.)
2013-04-25 10:22:49 AM  
2 votes: it Thursday already?

Here.  Try this.  Stop sucking.  Embrace a digital format.  Make us WANT to spend money on sustaining your industry.  Understand that the dollar you once had to yourself is now split between you, movies, video games and other electronic devices and that if you were truly serious about making something decent for the marketplace you would have sold the execution of Nicki Minaj as a pay-per-view.
2013-04-25 12:55:23 PM  
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"Produce a body."
2013-04-25 10:33:31 AM  
1 vote:
F*ck 'em.

And I was flipping the stations for some reason the other day and one of the worst songs I have ever heard came on. it was like "salt on the rim rim rim. give me the keys to the benz benz benz." sung by some chick with a nasally voice sounding like a child. I thought it was a parody commercial for a few seconds, but then the hook came around and it kept going and it hit me. HOLY SH*T THE MUSIC INDUSTRY IS RETARDED. I came in to work all mad and made my coworkers laugh. I found it was a Nicki Minaj song. If someone thinks that is good....oh geeze whatever it has probably sold a million copies so what do I know.

But music will never die. I couldn't care less about the industry.
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