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(Fox News)   Congressman notes that five jihadists have reached their targets under Obama, quickly glosses over the fact he still 14 points behind Bush   ( nation.foxnews.com) divider line
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2013-04-25 11:22:09 AM  
2 votes:
next up: "apart from the holocaust, hardly any jews died under hitler!"
2013-04-25 10:53:08 AM  
2 votes:
while(FoxNews.exists()) {

~Reality(); //dispose

if(isRepubPrez() == false) softOnTerror = TRUE;
else softOnTerror = FALSE;

while(true) derp(); //soros

2013-04-25 01:55:11 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-04-25 01:30:15 PM  
1 vote:

firefly212: They love guns, not liberty... these are people who want the FBI to wiretap places of worship of religions they don't like, who want no due process for people of religions they don't care for, who think the government should regulate which sacraments you can take part in, and who believe in "you get what you can pay for" in terms of childhood education and food for needy kids. They hate the constitution, they hate freedom, what they want is tyranny... they just want to be the tyrants.

Republicans hate us for our freedoms.
2013-04-25 01:20:14 PM  
1 vote:
wingnut396:Know a guy that blames the current situation on Clinton's handling of Mogadishu because since we didn't respond to the dragging of the body of the pilot around with carpet bombing, it showed the world we were a paper tiger.  He doesn't have much of response beyond a glare when I ask how our response to the Islamic Jihad bombing of the Marine barracks in Lebanon didn't do the same thing.

Next time you see him, be sure to ask why over a decade of warfare hasn't proven enough of a deterrent.

Hint: he'll probably answer with the congressman's screed - that it did under Dubya, but as soon as Obama showed what a pansy he was the terrorists became emboldened again.  So be sure to have the lists of terrorist acts committed under Bush listed previously in the thread handy.
2013-04-25 12:57:44 PM  
1 vote:
It seems that the esteemed congressman from the great state of Arkansas suffers from a mental malady known as CRSWIC (pronounced "CHRIS-WICK").  CRSWIC stands for: Can't Remember Sh*t When It's Convenient.

This affliction tends to become widespread among members of the American political profession, particularly around the congressional mid-terms.
2013-04-25 12:14:17 PM  
1 vote:

Pincy: It's funny how they always seem to start their counting the day after 9/11.

They seem to come from the same stock that blame Clinton for the 1992 Ruby Ridge shootings.
2013-04-25 11:56:56 AM  
1 vote:
Paging Ten Pounds of Cheese. Please return to the thread to back up your "Clinton did nothing after 1993 WTC" statement.
2013-04-25 10:59:46 AM  
1 vote:
The underwear bomber boarded a plane in Amsterdam and unless his target was his own testicles he failed miserably

 The times square bomber was foiled by a couple of hot dog vendors and managed to kill nothing other than a Home Depot Card and a 20 year old Nissan....

 I really doubt there is any possible way to prevent morons from existing . If indeed such a thing were possible the congressman from AR wouldnt exist
2013-04-25 10:57:08 AM  
1 vote:

FlashHarry: do these assholes seriously think that we'll forget about 9/11?

No, the assholes are those who point back to 9/11 and say "But at least it wasn't as bad as THAT."
2013-04-25 10:56:16 AM  
1 vote:
Oh man, the comments are retarded.  They make tenpoundsofcheese look like only a halfpoundofcheese.

the Boston Marathon bomber, the underwear bomber, the Times Square Bomber, the Fort Hood shooter, and in my own state-the Little Rock recruiting office shooter.

Underwear bomber?  The bomb that came from overseas and didn't go off?
Times Square Bomber?  You mean the guy who's bomb didn't go off...?
Fort Hood Shooter really count as terrorism?
Same with the Little Rock?
2013-04-25 10:53:57 AM  
1 vote:

FlashHarry: do these assholes seriously think that we'll forget about 9/11?

9/11 was Clinton, wasn't it?
2013-04-25 10:47:28 AM  
1 vote:
American deaths under Bush vs. American deaths under Obama. Study it out.
2013-04-25 10:47:00 AM  
1 vote:
What is this, a farking ball game? They haven't had any terrorist attacks in North Korea for three regimes over 50 years -- does that mean all 'murican prezdints lose to them?
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