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(KOCO Oklahoma City)   Dad complains about your loud music. You should A) drop the volume, B) use your headphones, C) light him on fire   ( koco.com) divider line
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2013-04-24 12:22:37 PM  
2 votes:

Godscrack: Nickster79: Any guess as to what his playlist contained?

The Heat Is On - Glenn Frey
Hunka Burnin' Love - Elvis Presley
I'm Burnin' For You - Blue Oyster Cult
On Fire - Van Halen
Light My Fire - The Doors

If You Love Somebody, Set Them on Fire - Dead Milkmen
2013-04-24 02:43:30 PM  
1 vote:
Build a man a fire, keep him warm for the night.  Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.
2013-04-24 01:44:07 PM  
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2013-04-24 01:34:00 PM  
1 vote:

Back when I was an intern, I worked at the small company my dad worked for.  His friend and our boss told us a story about the game his son liked to play (I believe he was mid 20s at the time) that involved dousing a tennis ball in gasoline, lighting it on fire, then playing hot potato with it.  He said if you were really quick you wouldn't hardly feel anything.  I'm not sure how much alcohol was involved.  I never felt compelled to try that particularly game.

2013-04-24 12:21:27 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds like a real child Prodigy.
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