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(CNN)   Women shot at by LAPD during Dorner manhunt, and then offered a replacement pickup truck in compensation, get to split a $4.2 million settlement   ( cnn.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Christopher Dorner, LAPD, Los Angeles City Council, Margie Carranza  
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2013-04-24 09:25:23 AM  
4 votes:
Did they shoot them again and seize the settlement money as "drug" money?
2013-04-24 11:04:04 AM  
3 votes:
On a cheerier note, Christopher Dorner quit smoking yesterday.
2013-04-24 09:28:10 AM  
3 votes:
Aw.  I wanna get shot, too.  Then I wouldn't have to hang out with you losers.

But I probably still would.
2013-04-24 09:32:08 AM  
2 votes:

Nana's Vibrator: Aw.  I wanna get shot, too.  Then I wouldn't have to hang out with you losers.

But I probably still would.

Case law is very clear on this: you would be required to leave FARK and go to REDDIT.
2013-04-24 09:27:52 AM  
2 votes:
This is what responsible gun owners do.  Shoot first, pay settlements later.
2013-04-24 12:02:40 PM  
1 vote:
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Should be able to get a nice new truck.
2013-04-24 10:47:52 AM  
1 vote:

Brick-House: I understand in total there were over 100 bullet holes and the women wern't killed.  Someone needs to visit the fireing range.

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That damage is a consequence of not banning high-capacity firearm magazines.

/From police officers.
2013-04-24 10:10:52 AM  
1 vote:
Now they can take time to work on their true passion

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2013-04-24 10:01:04 AM  
1 vote:

Lets talk frankly about internal cleanliness: What kind of lifestyle are you living that 2.1 million wouldn't handle?

I have a miniature giraffe and gold coated furniture.
2013-04-24 09:58:59 AM  
1 vote:

Cythraul: You could afford to never work another day in your life with 2.1 million dollars?

In theory yes. In theory Communism works. In theory.
2013-04-24 09:27:47 AM  
1 vote:

MFAWG: How many dollars per round is that?

Something like $.02

namegoeshere: I would feel better about that if it was in some way inconveniencing the officers who shot her instead of the taxpayers.

2013-04-24 09:25:29 AM  
1 vote:
How many dollars per round is that?
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