Pawn takes the King: I HAVE TO SING
impaler: Also, they will do meth because they know it's pretty safe, unlike cocaine. They know this because they know a lot of people that's done meth, and they all haven't died like cocaine. True fuking story.
Bill_Wick's_Friend: I love YouTube. Everything is on YouTube.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flIwCej5M4E
The_Sponge: Caffeine pills will make you do stupid things.....like signing up for "Showgirls".
Frederick: Brought to you by the cult of "just say no". Fails equally well with sex education.
miss diminutive: Bill_Wick's_Friend: I love YouTube. Everything is on YouTube.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flIwCej5M4EWow, those were some serious short shorts.
illannoyin: miss diminutive: Bill_Wick's_Friend: I love YouTube. Everything is on YouTube.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flIwCej5M4EWow, those were some serious short shorts.*Clicks link*Dude in short shorts.Damn it!
log_jammin: this one time(at band camp)...I grew up in a very very small town that had only two things to keep kids occupied. a defunct grain elevator, and the rail road track. On the rail road track trains would stop quite often, usually with the caboose end in town. a very crafty and bored kid could wait for the guys in the caboose to leave to get lunch or check the tracks or whatever, and sneak in and pilfer it. once I acquired those little capsules that you break open and put under an unconscious persons nose to wake them up.so I took them to school and a group of us decided to try them out. we sniffed them and we all made funny faces at the smell and giggled. teacher caught us and then proceeded to inform us we were DOING DRUGS!!!! we never got into trouble. I don't even think they called our parents. and I can't remember for sure....but...I think the phrase "just say no!" was used a few times./csb
highwayrun: I hate to tell you, but you've confused smelling salts (usually ammonia-based) with amyl nitrate, or "poppers".
Snapper Carr: You want to teach your kids about the negative effects of drugs?Take him to Walmart at 3am
log_jammin: Snapper Carr: You want to teach your kids about the negative effects of drugs?Take him to Walmart at 3amevery time I see someone on meth I can't help but think about how UN fun it looks.
borg: The one I thought was funny was where these two guys in their late 20's-early 30's are smoking weed in the basement. One of them says something like, "Man, these anti-drug commercials are such B.S. I mean, look at me. I've been smoking pot for 15 years, and I never went to jail, I never hurt anyone, etc...damm my mom's home quick open a window, Then a woman's voice comes from upstairs. "did you even look for a job today?" And the guy replies, "Um...no Maw um, I'll look for one tomorrow..."
serial_crusher: oh wow, I had totally forgotten about that ninja turtles one, but when it started I was reciting lines along with it. It all came back. "You know, marijuana?"
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