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7112 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Apr 2013 at 11:22 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-23 07:53:45 PM  
7 votes:
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"I kick arse for the Lord!"
2013-04-23 08:44:53 PM  
6 votes:
and some people thought that clerics were only allowed to use blunt weapons ...
2013-04-23 11:51:31 PM  
3 votes:

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2013-04-24 12:00:50 AM  
2 votes:
Rev Theo?
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/any schlockers out there?
2013-04-23 11:41:06 PM  
2 votes:
"Several neighbors heard the noise and came outside and confronted Eggertsen. One of those neighbors was Kent Hendrix, who is a bishop with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and a black belt in karate."

Hey Kent, where you going with that sword in your hand?

2013-04-24 12:31:46 AM  
1 vote:
Some days you beat the bishop, some days the bishop beats you.
2013-04-24 12:16:44 AM  
1 vote:
Mormons are usually gun people.
2013-04-24 12:04:08 AM  
1 vote:
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Are you a mean motherfarkin servant of God???
2013-04-23 11:50:15 PM  
1 vote:
Little known fact: Scientologists are trained to fight pirate-style.  The final showdown on the eve of Ragnarok will feature LDS Ninjas vs Scientologist Pirates in a battle-royal for your soul.

The Bible during the next age will be farking awesome.
2013-04-23 11:46:35 PM  
1 vote:
TFA: I've never had to use my martial arts until today

No, you brandished a sword; you didn't employ your martial arts.
2013-04-23 11:27:23 PM  
1 vote:
There can be only one.... hundred and forty four thousand.
2013-04-23 08:35:40 PM  
1 vote:
Plus, if he's ever chased by a gang of evil immortals he can just hide in the nearest Mormon temple. Except if its Mario Van Peebles.  But then again, I doubt Kane is up to speed on his Temple Recommend.
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