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(TC Palm)   A guy kicks back a couple of Colt 45 tall boys and suddenly finds himself surrounded by bullet casings, cops and covered in feces. Cue Billy Dee Williams, "It works every time"   ( blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Billy Dee Williams, Vero Beach, Indian River County, Lando Calrissian  
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10031 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Apr 2013 at 10:47 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-23 10:50:55 AM  
3 votes:
That's some damn fine journalism, there, Lou. (And I'm not being sarcastic)
2013-04-23 10:38:22 AM  
3 votes:
 Shiating your pants 60% of the time, works every time.
2013-04-23 11:03:56 AM  
1 vote:
i get fooled into clicking on this idiot's "articles" way too often.  can we get a tag or something to give a warning so i can avoid them?
2013-04-23 11:02:04 AM  
1 vote:
Drinking and defecating is legal. Drinking and shooting, maybe not so much.

Got it. Good to know. Now, defecating and shooting... is that's quasi-legal? Like you have to be a hunchback to do it?
2013-04-23 10:57:21 AM  
1 vote:

Which Farker wrote this article?!
2013-04-23 10:53:19 AM  
1 vote:

jso2897: That's some damn fine journalism, there, Lou. (And I'm not being sarcastic)

Yeah that was actually pretty good, as local Florida reporting goes.
2013-04-23 10:52:40 AM  
1 vote:
What kind of country is this turning into where you cannot get shiatty drunk and shoot up a dock without some stormtroopers taking you away?
2013-04-23 10:22:45 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: The affidavit didn't state whether Johnston hit the glass bottle.

I'm guessing "no."
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