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(Sun Sentinel)   Man accused of being asleep at the wheel told deputies his brother was driving. FARK: He was the sole occupant of the car, which was in gear with the motor running   ( divider line
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1644 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Apr 2013 at 9:28 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-23 08:53:27 AM  
What asleep at the wheel might look like-

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2013-04-23 09:00:28 AM  
His evil twin brother?!
2013-04-23 09:35:50 AM  
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2013-04-23 09:43:46 AM  
(repeat from above thread)
This just in: driving a multi-ton vehicle at high speeds to boring for Americans. Drivers demand freedom to do anything but drive the car while it is moving.
2013-04-23 09:45:41 AM  
When sleeping is banned only outlaws will be asleep and not doing outlawy things.
2013-04-23 09:47:48 AM gear with the motor running.

As I used to say to mom when blaming stuff on my brother, "He started it!!"
2013-04-23 11:24:06 AM  
Maybe his brother is dead and it was one of those Jesus take the wheel moments...
2013-04-23 11:49:53 AM  
This would be hysterical if the brother bolted and left him to deal with it. Family love continually amazes me.
2013-04-23 01:01:20 PM  
was he also coaching the St Louis Cardinals at the time?
2013-04-23 11:41:54 PM  
Well, he was very drunk and very sleepy.  Maybe he legitimately believed that he was his own brother.
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