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12282 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Apr 2013 at 11:11 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-23 12:12:44 AM  
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I wish I knew how to quilt you.
2013-04-22 11:15:16 PM  
2 votes:
Wouldn't just buying a vibrator save time, money and effort?
2013-04-23 07:24:15 AM  
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rkiller1: Are those black heads or Howdy Doody freckles?  Would that qualify for an MMF?  I need answers before I pearl two.

Does she knit the redhead in the picture? 'cause I would take two of her.
2013-04-23 12:37:10 AM  
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darkjezter: So, speaking of blow-up sex dolls, has anybody ever heard of anybody actually getting it on with one?  I've only ever seen blow-up sex dolls used as props at bachelor parties or for practical joke purposes.  I've never heard anybody admit to actually using one for it's (supposed) intended purpose.

The inflatable ones you get at adult novelty boutiques are rather poorly made, and depending on your size (weight) it may not last the first encounter. They rip/pop/leak, and are hard to clean when deflated.

Also, if you like to use implements, dildos, handcuffs, any binding or beads, etc. you can pretty much forget about it.

If you're looking for a budget companion, I'd suggest checking local EMT academies or junior colleges and inquiring about used CPR mannequins. You can usually find a retired CPR mannequin for under $100, and if you have some basic handyman skills you can mount a fleshlight into it. Add a wig and some make up and you've got a halfway decent Real Doll for 1/20th the price.
2013-04-23 12:04:16 AM  
1 vote:
That is farking creepy. What the hell happened to stuffed animals?
2013-04-22 11:50:22 PM  
1 vote:
Put it on the couch in front of the game and you'll never know the difference!

2013-04-22 11:44:02 PM  
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2013-04-22 11:43:14 PM  
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MemeSlave: Wouldn't just buying a vibrator save time, money and effort?

And less rug-burn.
2013-04-22 11:42:53 PM  
1 vote:
Another reason to study the Kama Suture.
2013-04-22 11:34:50 PM  
1 vote:
I bet she's a whiz in the kitchenn, too!

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2013-04-22 11:25:03 PM  
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berylman: Crochet is a a gateway knitting activity mind you....

Crocheting is not knitting.
2013-04-22 11:12:49 PM  
1 vote:
Let me guess, it empowers womyn.
2013-04-22 09:01:16 PM  
1 vote:
Who needs knitted when Otto is around...

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