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(Daily Mail)   Tamerlan's "best friend" and two others were the victims of an unsolved murder in 2011 (Graphic/Not safe for work images on article page)   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-04-22 02:00:10 PM  
4 votes:
I'm pretty sure Sunil Tripathi did this one.
2013-04-22 01:45:41 PM  
4 votes:
That explains why Tamerlan didn't have any friends.
2013-04-22 04:21:54 PM  
3 votes:

GoldDude: Is that pixelation supposed to be to protect the girl's identity?
You squint your eyes and the pixelation is barely noticeable.

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2013-04-22 03:27:41 PM  
3 votes:

RevCarter: "Covered in marijuana"?

That's not weird or anything....

Well, it saved the cops from having to sprinkle some crack on them.
2013-04-22 03:21:03 PM  
3 votes:
His wife:

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Britney Spears, no!
2013-04-22 03:53:42 PM  
2 votes:
I don't want to sound like an alarmist, but this reeks of a false flagicist that want to eat and rape our pets with their Peruvian mind control poison rain.
2013-04-22 03:16:01 PM  
2 votes:
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Apparently he was also in some Japanese porn.
2013-04-22 02:05:06 PM  
2 votes:
I'd like to one day be able to read a Mail article without having the #$*(ing thing interrupted by dozens of @#($ing pictures.

"Journalism?  No, sorry, I'm afraid you've rang the wrong number.  This is Daily Mail"
2013-04-22 04:48:55 PM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ZeroCorpse: I feel bad for his in-laws. His wife was brainwashed and converted, probably knows more than she's letting on, and has dragged a child and her whitebread family into a terrorist plot.

And I still say his violence and sudden slip into religious extremism could be the result of brain damage incurred as a boxer.

Because this has happened to so many ex-boxers in the past?

Some sell grilling machines and give all their sons the same first name, some convert to the peaceful version of Islam and change their name to Mohammed, some bite off ears and rape their girlfriends, and others shout at imams and blow shiat up.

But yes, taking repeated blows to the head can cause you to act erratically.
2013-04-22 03:54:41 PM  
1 vote:

codergirl42: Has anyone thought to blame the Tea Party yet?

Well, they did turn out to be Caucasian!
2013-04-22 03:45:33 PM  
1 vote:

xanadian: I see a lot of the "he was quiet, didn't socialize" stuff in TFA.

It's always the quiet ones.

And if you noticed, I ain't said shiat for a while now....
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2013-04-22 03:43:32 PM  
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2013-04-22 03:40:22 PM  
1 vote:

gerbilpox: Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Did anyone else catch the date of the murders? Wouldn't September 12th, 2011 be the day after the younger Tsarniev became an American citizen?

Nope, he got that in 2012. 9/11 could still be significant though.

11 seems to be significant.

There were 216 days between Sept 11, 2012 and April 15, 2013.   If we divide 216 by his age (19), it works out to slightly over 11.

If even gets more creepy when you realize that the different between those days is also 7 months, 4 days.

The Boston Marathon was started in 1897, or 116 years ago.

The race record was set in, you guessed it, 2011.

What significance does 11 have?   Damned if I know.  I'm stretching for even tenuous connections here.  I make a bad conspiracy theorist.
2013-04-22 03:37:42 PM  
1 vote:

xanadian: It's always the quiet ones.

it's time we start profiling the quiet ones. in fact, all these people who keep to themselves and don't talk much should be rounded up, detained and rehabilitated until they acquire the habit of engaging others in conversation at least once an hour on a daily basis. and they must be monitored upon their release to make sure they maintain this same level of social interaction. only then can we be sure they are not hiding anything from us and we needn't worry about them. if they start getting quiet again or are discovered sneaking off to be alone, we send them right back to rehab.
2013-04-22 03:33:26 PM  
1 vote:

IdBeCrazyIf: This feels like a story Rockstar couldn't even make up

I was thinking just yesterday that if someone had pitched everything that happened in Boston this week as a movie script, they'd get thrown out of the building.
2013-04-22 03:27:56 PM  
1 vote:
what police described as a 'very graphic crime scene'.

Were the victims drawn in gory poses?  Were special effects used to enhance the murdernous?  Was it in 3D??!
2013-04-22 03:15:00 PM  
1 vote:
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Is that pixelation supposed to be to protect the girl's identity?
You squint your eyes and the pixelation is barely noticeable.  That's about the resolution you used to get from a 1.2MB camera phone a few years ago.
2013-04-22 03:10:46 PM  
1 vote:

nimeye: They even used buzzfeed as their source.

You can't put anything on the Internet that isn't true...
2013-04-22 03:03:44 PM  
1 vote:
Has anyone thought to blame the Tea Party yet?
2013-04-22 02:17:47 PM  
1 vote:

CapeFearCadaver: I_C_Weener: So, does this mean we will hear about this for years on Nancy Grace?  Tot Dad!!

Why do you watch Nancy Grace?

I'm a masochist.
2013-04-22 02:06:24 PM  
1 vote:
So, does this mean we will hear about this for years on Nancy Grace?  Tot Dad!!
2013-04-22 02:03:15 PM  
1 vote:
This feels like a story Rockstar couldn't even make up
2013-04-22 01:57:04 PM  
1 vote:
And a woman beater to boot. Awesome.
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