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(Popular Science)   Popular Science tackles the hard issues: how much cocaine can you keister? "The muscles of the rectum and anus won't get stretched out permanently or anything like that"   ( popsci.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, New York Presbyterian Hospital, tackles, illegal drug trade, cocaine, hard drugs, Mary Roach  
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2013-04-22 12:48:22 PM  
3 votes:
They've obviously never seen German fisting porn.
2013-04-22 02:48:50 PM  
2 votes:
"The muscles of the rectum and anus won't get stretched out permanently or anything like that"

If I had a dollar for everytime I'd used that line, I could pay my legal fees.
2013-04-22 01:28:28 PM  
2 votes:

abhorrent1: Megarectum has a new album coming out.


I heard their last album was the shiat.
2013-04-22 12:39:44 PM  
2 votes:
 "There are a lot of circumstances in which people develop a much larger rectum, or a megarectum."

PH33R TEH MEGARECTUM!

Not only should this go green, but repeats should be allowed. Until... MEGAFARK!
2013-04-22 03:09:57 PM  
1 vote:
"How much coke
Could a convict keister
If a convict
Could keister coke

He'd keister all the coke
That a convict could keister
If a convict
Could keister coke."
2013-04-22 01:41:08 PM  
1 vote:
Thank God. This had us worried.

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2013-04-22 01:27:21 PM  
1 vote:
Megarectum has a new album coming out.
2013-04-22 01:25:19 PM  
1 vote:
The more times you been to prison, the better you become at this.
 
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