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2013-04-22 04:33:38 AM  
18 votes:
oh no. oh no. oh no!
2013-04-22 10:40:37 AM  
8 votes:
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2013-04-22 05:42:30 AM  
6 votes:
When she was alive she was just hot. Now, she's a stone cold fox.
2013-04-22 11:57:32 AM  
3 votes:
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RIP Sissy Pamphlet

/seriously, though - fark cancer.
2013-04-22 05:55:25 AM  
3 votes:

Geordles: Sad news. I was working as a strip club DJ when this song came out. Imagine the memories it brings back...

Yes, with your former job, imagine the mammaries...
2013-04-23 12:21:29 AM  
2 votes:

stanbb77: A talented woman dies, and the cold disgusting comments by some make me sick.
A lot of people dont deserve to be in society.

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That's why we're here on FARK... it keeps people like us away from society.
2013-04-22 10:22:18 AM  
2 votes:
You are all blinded by your wicked lust and evil thoughts. Her life was meant to serve as a warning. You do as she said and "touch yourself" and you risk a double dose of evil. Lay down thy rod. Ladies, only if there's a camera running are you allowed. And send me the video so I can double check it for you, just to be safe.
2013-04-22 06:05:16 AM  
2 votes:
I prefer to think she's now touching herself up in heaven.....
2013-04-22 05:50:21 AM  
2 votes:
Every time I read "died at home surrounded by friends," I get this mental picture of a person in bed with a bunch of people standing in a semi -circle around it.   The people standing are all waiting for the person to die and the person in bed is thinking"don't want to keep my friends waiting better hurry up and die so we can get going."
2013-04-22 05:48:13 AM  
2 votes:
Sad news. I was working as a strip club DJ when this song came out. Imagine the memories it brings back...
2013-04-23 07:05:48 AM  
1 vote:

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2013-04-22 03:16:28 PM  
1 vote:
She made me turn Japanese
2013-04-22 12:45:15 PM  
1 vote:

FlashHarry: [ image 206x500]

RIP Sissy Pamphlet

You've been hanging around him too much:

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2013-04-22 11:38:12 AM  
1 vote:
The song was a pretty good slab of pop cheese, but what really gets me about it is her vamping in the outro: "I touch myself. I touch myself, I touch myself. I honestly do..."

I like that: 1) she anticipated the skpetical listener who says "you say you touch yourself, but I bet you don't"; and 2) that it's important to her to persuade that skeptic.
2013-04-22 10:40:48 AM  
1 vote:

Kyosuke: gadian: StrikitRich: 53 is too young to die.

Really? When you think about it, it's more than half a century.  That's quite enough life.  Not to say she was very old or had it coming or whatever, but 53 isn't exactly young for the human body even with modern medicine.  Yeah, we more or less trend towards 80 these days, but really, what quality of  life are you going to have in your 70's or 80's?  7 is too young to die, I'd give you that 25 is too young to die, but 53 really isn't all that bad for a lifespan.

Yup, it's almost 20 years longer than we were designed to last.

I hate to break it to you but we weren't designed.
2013-04-22 09:53:44 AM  
1 vote:

ManateeGag: truly disappointed in the lack of hot pictures of this woman.

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Ohhhh...sorry. wrong version.
2013-04-22 08:07:55 AM  
1 vote:
I touched myself this morning in her honor........even before I read this news.
2013-04-22 08:03:27 AM  
1 vote:
A place I used to work had music playing in the bathrooms.  This was was always the worst one to belly up to the urinals to.

/happened several times.
2013-04-22 07:43:28 AM  
1 vote:
Breast Cancer *and* Multiple Sclerosis?  Either God really hates masturbating, or is just a jerk.
2013-04-22 07:10:55 AM  
1 vote:
Well, I don't want anybody else. :-(
2013-04-22 05:54:19 AM  
1 vote:
No worries, I'll touch her.
2013-04-22 05:10:42 AM  
1 vote:

Confabulat: oh no. oh no. oh no!

I'd have Funny'd this if there was a button available.
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