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(KPTV Portland)   Taking too long in the bus's portable bathroom? That's a stabbing   ( kptv.com) divider line
    More: Scary, portland police, KPTV, bathrooms, stabbing  
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3708 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Apr 2013 at 10:19 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-21 11:01:52 PM  
1 vote:
We asked for Brian Nixon.  They said "He don't work here". We said "If you don't got Brian Nixon then your john could use some fixin'".
2013-04-21 10:37:47 PM  
1 vote:
Hey man, sometimes when you gotta go, YOU GOTTA GO!
2013-04-21 10:28:42 PM  
1 vote:
"That's when police said the attacker stabbed Nixon after demanding to use the restroom."

Man, does G Gordon Liddy hold a grudge.

2013-04-21 10:24:53 PM  
1 vote:
maybe he was just angry after hearing about that sorority party?
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