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(BBC)   Stonehenge general manager sought. Duties include helping visitors, overseeing solstice celebrations, maintaining a blog on the website, giving directions to passing aliens, and rescuing virgins from the Slaughter Stone   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
    More: Interesting, Stonehenge, English Heritage  
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2013-04-21 12:26:20 PM  
1 vote:
Will I have to deal with aliens claiming to be the Cailleach and their blood-sucking pet rocks?

/Old school Doctor Who obscurity
2013-04-21 08:03:11 AM  
1 vote:
Qualifications include...
1.) Looks good in a suit (Of any era!*)
2.) Has a long work history in and knowledge of the Stonehenge era.
3.) If needed, can deliver medical attention.
4.) Has had his hands registered as deadly weapons.

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*may require heels.
2013-04-21 07:35:22 AM  
1 vote:
Two other duties - Must also make sure that the stones are the right height and free from the danger of being crushed by a dwarf.......
2013-04-21 07:34:27 AM  
1 vote:
As an American I would immediately open a Starbucks on site.
2013-04-21 07:29:53 AM  
1 vote:
I would gladly ensure there is no virgins.
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