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(Foodbeast)   Today is 'National Lima Bean Respect Day'   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Lima Bean Respect Day, Erika Grant  
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-04-20 03:47:04 PM  
Why didn't you post this two hours ago when I was about to head to the supermarket? I forgot to get lima beans.
2013-04-20 04:30:54 PM  
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What a Lima being may look like
2013-04-20 04:57:32 PM  
I was planing to soak some lima beans tomorrow night to put in the crock pot on Monday.  I hope the Lima Bean Gods will forgive my being a couple days late.
2013-04-20 06:06:04 PM  
2013-04-20 06:06:52 PM  
Minced garlic, ghee, cumin, garam masala, paprika, sweet paprika, onion powder--sauteed for 2 minutes, add lima beans and simmer on low for a long ass time until nice and soft--maybe a tad mushy. Maybe a little veggie broth if it needs more moisture. Yummers.
2013-04-20 06:11:00 PM Full Size


2013-04-20 06:11:04 PM  
Nope.  They get no respect from me.
2013-04-20 06:12:32 PM  
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Yeah?  All fun & games, right?  I'll tell you what:  you respect the bean, or you die in the dirt like a dog, how about that?

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2013-04-20 06:13:14 PM  
The only people who could like Lima beans are those stoned on pot.  Is it a co-incidence that this is the same day as 4-20?

/kidding, like lima beans
2013-04-20 06:13:39 PM  
c-rations talk...ham and mother_uckers
2013-04-20 06:13:41 PM  
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2013-04-20 06:14:00 PM  
They suckotash.
2013-04-20 06:15:12 PM  
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2013-04-20 06:15:41 PM  

Point02GPA: c-rations talk...ham and mother_uckers

2013-04-20 06:19:08 PM  
Did you say Lima Bean?
2013-04-20 06:26:11 PM  
This, apparently, is what gets vegans excited.

2013-04-20 06:26:38 PM  
No, no it is not.

Nasty little things.
2013-04-20 06:26:58 PM  
Can of lima beans. Can of corn. Some pepper. That alone can keep me alive for days.
2013-04-20 06:27:25 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: The only people who could like Lima beans are those stoned on pot.  Is it a co-incidence that this is the same day as 4-20?

/kidding, like lima beans

Don't forget literally Hitler...
2013-04-20 06:28:17 PM  

red5ish: This, apparently, is what gets vegans excited.


Vegans get excited? What other emotions do they share with homo sapiens?
2013-04-20 06:28:30 PM  
We had lima beans for dinner

I hate lima beans

It was a no good, horrible, very bad day
2013-04-20 06:31:23 PM  
Lima beans, butter beans, whateverelsebeansyoulike beans, all mixed up and tossed with a nice vinaigrette.

2013-04-20 06:32:49 PM  
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2013-04-20 06:33:34 PM  
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-04-20 06:33:48 PM  
Hi. My name is ZAZ. I am a carnivore and I like lima beans.
2013-04-20 06:34:05 PM  
I could respect me the hell out a plate of some gigantes, accompanied by a loaf of crusty Greek bread and a glass or two of retsina.

/gigantes = baked giant greek lima beans in a tomato dill sauce
//it just may change your opinion of limas
2013-04-20 06:35:35 PM  
Lima beings:

Adriana Lima

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Melissa Lima

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2013-04-20 06:35:57 PM  
Up yours, lima bean!
2013-04-20 06:36:08 PM  
She's enthusiastic about all things vegan/vegetarian, has cheese dreams on the regular that make it difficult to commit to the vegan lifestyle

How odd, cheese makes me irregular.
2013-04-20 06:36:47 PM  
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Show it to the lima beans
Those beans... TCB

2013-04-20 06:38:17 PM  
I only like lima beans when they're soup-- prepared just like split pea soup, with chopped onion, a bit of thyme, and a ham bone. And lots of salt.
2013-04-20 06:39:33 PM  
i don't have much experience preparing them.
*opens door to recipes from limaphiles*
2013-04-20 06:40:35 PM  
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2013-04-20 06:41:16 PM  
having mungo beans instead
2013-04-20 06:42:09 PM  
Smoked lima beans are great.  But you have to use a lot of papers.
2013-04-20 06:43:57 PM  

Freakin Rican: having mungo beans instead

Beans only pawn in game of life.
2013-04-20 06:44:42 PM  

kudayta: red5ish: This, apparently, is what gets vegans excited.


Vegans get excited? What other emotions do they share with homo sapiens?

Nobody really knows. Even about them being excited. It might just be projection, like when somebody say's a dog is smiling.
2013-04-20 06:54:22 PM  
What a terrible "article." No recipe, a gratuitous "just sayin'," and she thinks she's funny.
2013-04-20 07:01:30 PM  
Leader beans?
2013-04-20 07:08:52 PM  
I hate lima beans, but this is better than the lame 420 stuff.
2013-04-20 07:10:47 PM  
Other Lima Beings:

The Lima Beane Barbershop Chorus, of Johnny Appleseed District, BHS
(Barbershop Harmony Society). 
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Chorus at Kalida basketball game, 2-1-13
They also run a darn good District Contest!

2013-04-20 07:16:48 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I hate lima beans, but this is better than the lame 420 stuff.

How do you feel about 'baked' beans?
2013-04-20 07:22:19 PM  
Lima beans rock.
2013-04-20 07:44:00 PM  
Lima beans: Fibrous clay with the bouquet of a hobo's ass.
2013-04-20 07:47:16 PM  
I'm a vegetarian. The only vegetable I've ever disliked is the lima bean. Miserable little jerk bean.
2013-04-20 07:56:57 PM  
lima beans are disgusting. ick.
2013-04-20 07:59:03 PM  
Fark lima beans
2013-04-20 08:28:53 PM  
2013-04-20 08:46:38 PM  
Makes sense it is today, since you'd have to be high to respect the lima bean.
2013-04-20 09:14:55 PM  
I ate lima bean vinaigrette for dinner. Yum yum yum. But it almost didn't happen because there was nary a lima bean to be had. In the whole aisle of canned veggies, only one brand had teeny tiny cans o' limas. Had there been a gap in the bean section, I'd think wow, this Lima Bean Respect Day is really catching on. I kept looking for the special LBRD display. But nooooooo. Apparently, lima beans are now the asterisk of canned beans. I has a sad.

And gas.
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