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(Global Post)   New study finds that celebrities tend to die earlier than the average person. Apparently, reality shows do have a purpose after all   ( divider line
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691 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 20 Apr 2013 at 9:50 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-20 09:59:00 AM  
They looked at 100 New York Times obituaries.... OK. I think I'll go do a "study."
2013-04-20 10:04:40 AM  
Abe Vigoda is still alive, right?
2013-04-20 11:05:03 AM  

logic523: Abe Vigoda is still alive, right?

The reason why is he feeds on the life force of all the others
2013-04-20 11:48:53 AM  

logic523: Abe Vigoda is still alive, right?

Until 5 seconds ago, I did not know this site existed

Just makes me think there's some nerd out there with a tab open 24/7 that he refreshes every hour or so...  and every hour he mutters "dammit", realizing that the joke website he made years ago is still wasting his time because he can not just let it go.
2013-04-20 12:28:17 PM  
That's a great idea for a reality show.  Kind of a Hunger Games show featuring the Jersey Shore set.  Throw Paris Hilton, Lindsay and the Kardashians in there and you'd have a real seller.
2013-04-20 05:48:26 PM  
Cocaine's a helluva drug.
2013-04-21 02:47:00 AM  

logic523: Abe Vigoda is still alive, right?

There can be only One.
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