Skeptos: If there's one person on Earth I wouldn't want to be right now, it's Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.
T-Servo: vygramul: pedobearapproved: Anderson Cooper just asked if the guy smoked or drank in highschool...because those are obviously what caused this.He played D&D.goddammitsomuch
Tatsuma: @J_Tsar Brothers at the mosque either think I'm a convert or that I'm from Algeria or Syria, just the other day a guy asked me how I came to Islam on Dec. 25thSo yeah final confirmation that these guys were in fact Muslims. That mosque is going to get raided so hard to search for extremist material.
nickerj1: "I need another unit, we have a white male in a hoodie and a backpack on Longwood".shiat you not.
pedobearapproved: Anderson Cooper just asked if the guy smoked or drank in highschool...because those are obviously what caused this.
bulldg4life: [25.media.tumblr.com image 850x637]Orange jacket, I believe
Shyla: Anderson Cooper just reminded me of the #2 highlight of the overnight coverage. When all the info started coming out, fast and furious, ALL the news anchors were so caught off guard by all the "Chechen" and other Russian pronunciations they were stumbling all over the words trying to spit all the news out. Anderson is smart, he just flows.Highlight #1 is the obvious - Kevin In-N-Out-Real-Quick Brennan.
Tom_Slick: They were searching flights from Boston to Atlanta this morning, so I guess they are taking no chances and probably alerting in every community as time passes.
TheManofPA: MaliFinn: T-Servo: Is Sgt Fury still on duty? I remember hearing that on the scanner at 3am and wondering if the vodak was talking.They mentioned him this morning, he's around.Go back to thread 2 or 3, there was a lot of rioting when Sgt Fury came in; lots of pi
Coco LaFemme: He's an adult. He's a big boy, doing grown up things, and if he's captured alive, he'll pay for them like a grown up would. There's nothing "kid-like" about anything this piece of shiat has done all week.
bkosh84: shiat do they think he's outside of the State by now??Could be.. But he's nowhere near Ohio, that's for sure.. It's an 8-9 hour drive from Cleveland to Philly so I can't imagine the drive from Boston to Anywhere in Ohio.
miss diminutive: YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11 10 miles away from the scene of the crime ?Honestly, why didn't they leave town? The whole country is looking for them and they spend 4 days just holed up in Boston?
Treygreen13: The uncle says they should turn themselves in and "ask for forgiveness." Heh. Yeah, forgiveness. That's what you should expect.
NOLA_farkette: The worst part is, he's just a kid.
atomicmask: You are leaving out he part where they were taken over by arabs, then mongols, that typically results in the population getting bred with arab or mongol blood. Hence why they look like arabs and have arab features.
T-Servo: Is Sgt Fury still on duty? I remember hearing that on the scanner at 3am and wondering if the vodak was talking.
spentmiles: The balloon is landing in the field! The officer is approaching now! It's empty! It's empty!Why do I have a feeling this day will end the say way the balloon boy day ended - anti-climatically.
msupf: Okay, any farkers care to help summarize the past 4-5 hours?
JusticeandIndependence: Don't wear a hoodie today in Boston. Just don't.
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Suspicious person spotted in Boston with a backpack.
dletter: Father tells his son to "Surrender peacefully, come home to Russia".Yeah dad, I have the feeling #2 won't really happen in any case.
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