Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]
Tatsuma: Urine The Money: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x838]Why did you post a picture with a young Paul McCartney and massive boobs?
The Life Of Brian: d23: Ctrl-Alt-Del: Ctrl-Alt-Del: scanner stream just died.Does this mean it's going down right now?Heh. Apparently it means I'm a dumbass who should just try reloading the page before assuming stupid stuff.The person running the channel rebooted her computer. It did go down for about 2 minutes.Off topic kinda - Anyone know what TYPE of scanner they're using? One that can track the newer SSB multi channel cop stuff that switches frequencies all the time?
Elegy: Truther: I'll say it again, hope no one else is killed - including the alleged bomber...Well, we've killed what, two threads already?Gun in' for the servers here, boys and girls. Let's make 'em smoke.
SultanofSchwing: amquelbettamin: The aunt is CLEARLY CanadianI didn't watch her interview, but why?
Tatsuma: orezona: Did I just see a comment on the scanner page about reddit being DDOS by the Feds...?Bullshiat conspiracy theory that has no link to reality
Tatsuma: This just came up in Columbus, Ohio[pbs.twimg.com image 480x360]shiat do they think he's outside of the State by now??
r0Be: Jim from Saint Paul: jtips: [cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.com image 420x611]god damn it.Is it dusty in here?Because fark.Yeah, that is an awful picture. Was telling my wife that I had seen that earlier this morning. Depressing image.I don't understand how the younger brother managed to escape from the shootout?
Tellingthem: nvmac: Urine The Money: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x838]I wonder what the girls that have had sex with them are thinking right now?/if there are anyBetter cash in that 15 minutes real quick?
bbfreak: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]
d23: I can't tell what make that scanner is, but Radio Shack still sells scanners and the more expensive models can follow trunk scanning rather nicely.
atomicmask: Chechens are not white. The first use of the word Chechen comes from arabic to describe the village of Chechen-al. They are a mixture of russian and arab. They are also muslim.Ready to apologize ultra libs? Remember how you said these where two white frat boys? Remember how you said I was crazy because I said they had arab features?Damn it must suck to be so god damn wrong all the time. But fark should be used to that.
xnewnoisex: Man this is just riveting. I can't listen to the scanner on this work computer (soundcard blown). But I will be following the thread. shiat all I do is run a comic book store. I got times on my hands
Mr_Juche: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Updated badge:[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]/check older threads for initial badgesHave you gotten ANY sleep yet?
Whatever_I_Suppose: i heard the police are quartering themselves in houses
Blue_Blazer: Grobbley: Lollipop165: Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]Why do you keep on posting that?styckx: Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]Stop posting this none sense.People have a right to know. Why do you hate the free spread of information so much? Take it or leave it, but why bash it? Why are you so threatened by it?Information. Riiiight, cuz that's what you have been posting all night and day./eyeroll
CheetahOlivetti: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fancourt: Ooooo, an open door./I am so hooked nowIs this now Return to Zork?Want some rye?
TheManofPA: Man, I'm still exhausted from the 5 straight hours last night...it's also odd to see FWC in this context just like before...especially the hardcore belt before people knew wha was happening.If you are new to the thread while their is downtime go back and read the first greenlit one and then the early red one; it was just surreal as everything unfolded.
Tozmo: Where are Sgt's Fury and Dexter from last night?
mrshowrules: what_now: Ok, so absolutely nothing has changed since my Dad called, frantically, and woke me up at 7am.Black Hat- 26 year old Tamerlan Tsarnaev is dead.White hat- 19 year old Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev is at large.He may be in Watertown, he may not. He may be wounded, he may not.this is literally the only confirmed information.And my trip to NY has been postponed, which is annoying but not the worth thing.There has been some developments regarding possible motivations.
Stone Meadow: What a Green Honda might look like...[latimesblogs.latimes.com image 580x378]
ColKurtz: Auntie is all crystal meth'd up, I think. And completely in batshiat denial. "Set up".
mikaloyd: Next badge should be called Blood Bath and Beyond
orezona: Pretty much what I was thinking. A lot of those commenting on that feed make youtube commenters seem like rational and intelligent.
Tman144: How the fark did this guy get away? They had him. Do they not have helicopters in MA?
studman 69: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fancourt: Ooooo, an open door./I am so hooked nowIs this now Return to Zork?Want some rye? Course ya do!
mrshowrules: vygramul: OregonVet: I would like the hair splitters for their insight as to the "this isn't marshal law!" reasoning.How is that hair-splitting? Martial law is something quite explicit. Heck, I don't see many farkers calling mandatory evacuations before a hurricane martial law, but this, which is less intrusive and has fewer penalties for disobeying is?See the FLQ crisis in Quebec in 1970 for an example of what martial law can look like. Holding people in jail without charges is a good litmus test.
Grand_Moff_Joseph: Witchydiva: Elegy: Flab: vygramul: Has Fark set a record for subject-coverage yet with this?No. I think 9/11 still has the trophy./Or Lilo's drunken antics, if you're more into marathon coverage than 100m dash.Nerdy girls is sti the all time winner for posts in thread, I believe, but it's not a fair fight, what with the mods shutting down threads and opening new ones.I wonder what the accumulated total for this event has been since the whole chase started this morning?/too lazy to checkAlso, the Iran threads had to have a fairly epic number of posts when combined.My count so far: ~10,695
nvmac: Tellingthem: nvmac: Urine The Money: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x838]I wonder what the girls that have had sex with them are thinking right now?/if there are anyBetter cash in that 15 minutes real quick?New book:"My 3 minutes of horror"-The blow by blow account of a girl who sexed a terrorist-
Urine The Money: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x838]
MaliFinn: OnlyM3: MaliFinn [TotalFark] 2013-04-19 02:24:32 PMbowtiesheep: Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]Well if that ain't the biggest bowl off bullshiat soup i've ever seen...Naw.. it's stupid but comes nowhere near your gemsMaliFinn [TotalFark] 2013-04-15 03:50:55 PMI'd wager it's a tea party bastard. It is tax day after all.There's psychos in every group. I swung and missed, but I took a good swing.
bkosh84: Could be.. But he's nowhere near Ohio, that's for sure.. It's an 8-9 hour drive from Cleveland to Philly so I can't imagine the drive from Boston to Anywhere in Ohio.
Frank N Stein: Right wing terrorists Fark said.
YoungSwedishBlonde: So someone needs to explain this to me.With the entirety of the USA looking for you having bombed the Boston Marathon, why would you go knock off a 7/11?
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