vygramul: OregonVet: I would like the hair splitters for their insight as to the "this isn't marshal law!" reasoning.How is that hair-splitting? Martial law is something quite explicit. Heck, I don't see many farkers calling mandatory evacuations before a hurricane martial law, but this, which is less intrusive and has fewer penalties for disobeying is?
Ned Stark: ourbigdumbmouth: In before the white person deniers show up.Heh. A graph of peoples political alignment compared with whether or not they consider chechens white could be fascinating.I would expect sort of a bell curve.
CheetahOlivetti: Walker: "Do I look Chechen to you b*tch?"[i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x400]Holy shiat, a black ginger!
Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fancourt: Ooooo, an open door./I am so hooked nowIs this now Return to Zork?
Grand_Moff_Joseph: Updated badge:[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 360x350]/check older threads for initial badges
grimlock1972: Anyone been awake for the entire manhunt?
Tman144: How the fark did this guy get away? They had him. Do they not have helicopters in MA?
orezona: Did I just see a comment on the scanner page about reddit being DDOS by the Feds...?
Urine The Money: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x838]
Tom_Slick: It came out on Reddit posted by "somebody who works downtown" and TMZ confirmed it is real. So take that as you will.
Frank N Stein: Right wing terrorists, some Farkers said.
d23: Ctrl-Alt-Del: Ctrl-Alt-Del: scanner stream just died.Does this mean it's going down right now?Heh. Apparently it means I'm a dumbass who should just try reloading the page before assuming stupid stuff.The person running the channel rebooted her computer. It did go down for about 2 minutes.
Jim from Saint Paul: jtips: [cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.com image 420x611]god damn it.Is it dusty in here?Because fark.
Grobbley: Lollipop165: Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]Why do you keep on posting that?styckx: Grobbley: [i.imgur.com image 850x198]Stop posting this none sense.People have a right to know. Why do you hate the free spread of information so much? Take it or leave it, but why bash it? Why are you so threatened by it?
nvmac: Urine The Money: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x838]I wonder what the girls that have had sex with them are thinking right now?/if there are any
miss diminutive: Agarista: Been on this thread (and half-watching local cbs online) over 12 hours now. Kinda groggy...[25.media.tumblr.com image 460x700]This scene has been repeated about 5 times for me now.
TravelingRetard: grimlock1972: Anyone been awake for the entire manhunt?Yup.
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Suspicious door open (somewhere). Units headed there now.
Tatsuma: This just came up in Columbus, Ohio[pbs.twimg.com image 480x360]shiat do they think he's outside of the State by now??
Frank N Stein: Right wing terrorists Fark said.
Walker: StandsWithAFist: This guy has to be running out of energy by now (adrenaline only goes so far). So unless he has associates who will hide him/let him crash at their place, I can easily see him farking up sometime soonish...He went to 7-11, so maybe he stole a case of energy drinks.
The Life Of Brian: d23: Ctrl-Alt-Del: Ctrl-Alt-Del: scanner stream just died.Does this mean it's going down right now?Heh. Apparently it means I'm a dumbass who should just try reloading the page before assuming stupid stuff.The person running the channel rebooted her computer. It did go down for about 2 minutes.Off topic kinda - Anyone know what TYPE of scanner they're using? One that can track the newer SSB multi channel cop stuff that switches frequencies all the time?
seventypercent: What they should do is publicly announce that the suspect has escaped and that there's nothing more to be done, and call off the search. Then the mayor should go on TV and announce that there will be a Mega Wrestling Contest tonight downtown, and that first prize is an all-expenses-paid trip to Chechnya. Then when this guy shows up to wrestle in it (the contest is actually just a fake) they can have Rick Moranis jump out in front of him in the Dark Helmet costume and say "Fooled you!" Then they can cuff him and stuff him, and take any money that he has in his wallet and put it towards a "Dynasty" reunion show hosted by Joan Collins.
Sliding Carp [TotalFark] 2013-04-15 03:37:17 PM>>>> pnkgtr: I'd like to call it early - domestic terrorism.Put me down for $5 on Southie tea-baggers.
Tatsuma: shiat do they think he's outside of the State by now??
mrshowrules: See the FLQ crisis in Quebec in 1970 for an example of what martial law can look like. Holding people in jail without charges is a good litmus test.
atomicmask: Ready to apologize ultra libs? Remember how you said these where two white frat boys? Remember how you said I was crazy because I said they had arab features?
Tatsuma: Apparently the father is also saying that they were set up and that they did not do thisI mean, I can understand relatives in denial but shut the fark up and don't vomit all over the airwaves, just say 'No comment'
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